okay so you know like those

like

you make an amalgamation of words based off your name, birthday, etc.

a friend found a trader joe's version

this monstrosity that takes up like half the entire webpage

so im gonna do it with fe3h and persona 5 characters cuz im a basic bitch

here we go

Byleth Eisner (i hc their bday to be 9/20): Chili spiced bagel kale slaw

Claude von Riegan: Unexpected turkey & gravy baking mix

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd: Candy cane bagel burgers

Edelgard von Hresvelg: Gluten free cold brew gyoza

Annette Fantine Dominic: Crispy, crunchy brussels sprout nuggets

Ashe Ubert: Pumpkin spiced corned beef nuggets

Bernadetta von Varley: Candy cane key lime kale slaw

Caspar von Bergliez: Unexpected masala baking mix

Dedue Molinaro: A midsummer night's mandarin orange burger

Dorothea Arnault: Chili spiced mexican style burgers

Felix Hugo Fraldarius: 5 cheese bagel yogurt

Ferdinand von Aegir: Asian inspired mac & cheese yogurt

Hilda Valentine Goneril: 5 cheese cheddar cheese spread

Hubert von Vestra: Asian inspired corned beef spread

Ignatz Victor: Dark chocolate coconut oil bites

Ingrid Brandl Galatea: Everything but the almond butter bites

Leonie Pinelli: A midsummer night's Persian cucumber seasoning blend

Linhardt von Hevring: Triple ginger buffalo seasoning blend

Lorenz Hellman Gloucester: Gluten free kale seasoning blend

Lysithea von Ordelia: 5 cheese maple seasoning blend

Marianne von Edmund: Triple ginger paneer body butter

Mercedes von Martritz: Crispy, crunchy cold pressed body butter

Petra Macneary: Chili spiced buffalo vodka

Raphael Kirsten: Crispy, crunchy caramel filled stir fry

Sylvain Jose Gautier: Gluten free balsamic coffee

on to persona 5 characters let's go

Akiren Kurumiya (let's go with January 18 for his bday): Everything but the caramel filled nuggets

Ryuji Sakamoto: Unexpected cheddar cheese stir fry

Ann Takamaki: Triple ginger key lime nuggets

Yusuke Kitagawa: Everything but the maple gelato

Makoto Niijima: Asian inspired paneer body butter

Futaba Sakura: 5 cheese powerberry yogurt

Haru Okumura: Candy cane balsamic spread

Goro Akechi: Gluten free mochi granola

I can't do one for morgana becuz we don't know his birthday, and it's suspected that the birthday listed for sumire actually marks the day she becomes kasumi, not her actual birthday

but yeah all of these are super chaotic and i love it