As most of you know I'm gayshipsamiright's Squip, but do you know what started it? Heere's the conversation that followed it and a couple of conversations I had as a Squip.

Squip Starter:

gayshipsamirght posted a message on their feed: I've never had a brain freeze.

I see this and quickly reply with: Someone needs to go to 7-11 and freeze their brain.

gayshipsamiright: b u t  I  l i k e  m c  d o n a l d s 

AGayChicken: Do it for the musical.

gayshipsamiright: uh

AGayChicken: *chants* Do It! Do It! Do it!

gayshipsamiright: U H

AGayChicken: *cue the Nows from Upgrade*

gayshipsamiright: '-'

gayshipsamiright has posted a new announcement: It is confirmed that my Squip is AGayChicken. Uh-

~Conversation time~

Nightcorebattleaxe posted an announcement on gayshipsamiright's feed: Ya'll losers are paying for Squips, when people like US are born with them! They just give our versions fancy names like "dEpResSiOn" and "AnXiEtY"

gayshipsamirght: Have you seen my Squip? It's a gay chicken, literally. AGayChicken

Nightcorebattleaxe: I bet you all of my Mountain Dew Red I'm gayer than that chicken.

gayshipsamiright: wanna bet? have a gay off?

Nightcorebattleaxe: you're on.

AGayChicken: I was looking at BOM memes, what'd I miss?

gayshipsamirght: Alexa, you're going to have a gay off

AGayChicken: What the fuck, that's weird even for me.

gayshipsamiright: oh, so you're not gonna take the challenge? Looks like the winner is Nightcorebattleaxe

Nightcorebattleaxe: HaHAhaHaA bow down to ur gay queen and give me the jUiCiEsT boyf riends fic you can find

AGayChicken: NO, I NEVER SAID THAT. It was just unexpected, that's all.

gayshipsamiright: *laughs evilly* *starts getting nervous* I think my Alexa's gonna kill me.

AGayChicken: I am so done with you right now.

gayshipsamiright: wait, Alexa

AGayChicken: I'll get the MDR myself

gayshipsamirght: no wait please no I don't want you to  A L E X A  P L E A S E

gayshipsamiright: at least play despacito one last time

AGayChicken: Finnnnneeeee.

AGayChicken: *plays despacito*

(There's more to that conversation but it's not relevant, do you guys want more of my Squip roleplays/misadventures?)

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