Im going to tell you the tales of the river! Hehe why does that seem confusing? Hopefully you understand, doesnt matter really...

    Ive been going to the river alot with Griffin and her family. And the first day i went one of my bands snapped. (I need to wear rubber bands for braces) so i took the fixed band out and wrapped it around a stick that was just above the surface. I dont remember who but someone was like "the ring that symbolizes your love!" Being the weird one i am i went with it. The stick is now named Sticky! And apperantly were married. (Now before you yell at me, HENRY, calm the fuck down!) By the end of the day, i caught Sticky in the act! I swam over to where he was and he had someone elses black shorts! That bastard cheated! Can you beleive that!?

    The day after that Griffin and I collected a bunch of clay and made five balls. Just so we could quote Markiplier. "Oh five balls it seems my medical condition has worstened, by a factor of two... point five." Hehehe dont ask me why thats the quote we decided to make out of clay, but it is funny!

    On the last day we, or should i say Griffin, caught crawfish. I would try to keep track of them, she would catch them, and i would stay a good distance away. We named them as well! The first one was Jim and the second was Pedro! And we caught a dragonfly, he was Bob!

    Ok now the whole married a stick, is a joke. Hes a stick for fucks sake! Were at the river we shouldnt have to worry about how much someone will hate them afterwards. So HENRY, i love you ok! Im not going to ditch you for a stick... its a fucking stick! Is just a joke and i need you to know that. Please dont be mad cuz of this! Just a joke. Take the joke. Please. Dont be mad. Please. I'll delete the chapter if you hate it, but please dont go stabbing shit!

As for everyone else, thanks for reading. Bye!