Hey buddy, chum, pals I had a dream last night that Dragon, Wiz, and I were on a comedy show together! Wiz is the person who introduces everyone and greets the people who come to see us. Dragon is the mother. And I am the son.

Wiz- Welcome Welcome! You are about to enter the grjdozveksof (i forgot what it was actually called) now before we go you must remember these few things. Everything is extremely old so please do not touch anything. Please stay extremely quiet we dont want the family to know we are syalking them. Easter is celebrated by hyzing the Easter Egg. Hyzing is a word trust me, but dont ask me what it means i left my dictionary at home. Valentines day is celebrated with love and all the disgusting stuff. Christmas is celebrated with pet your dog and you hide on your room all day away from family and society! And the last rule is enjoy grjdoxveksof! *opens door and lets group in*
This is Mother Russia... *crowd laughter* what part of Sssshhhhh did you not understand!? Ssshhh! Ok? Its just her name, thats not very funny. My name is Griffin! Hahahaha so funny right!? Shhhh! Im not saying it again. So mother Russia is in the library looking at all the books she never reads.

Dragon- *picks book off shlf* This book hasnt been touched since 1885... well i guess that changes to... whatever year this is. I should get a calender, my son may like that.
*son walks in wearing all the biggest trends and shit*

Me- Hi mommy! Im back from... what do they call it, school? I couldnt even pick up their yellow sticks so i was expelled.

Oh thats great!

I know, thats why i wanted to tell you as soon as possible! Anyway im going to my room. *trips on a crack or something*

Are you alright!?

No! I crushed my doge! Now how am i supposed to celebrate Christmas? Not to mention i hyzinged! And its not even Easter!

Then i woke up! I thought id tell ya cuz i though it was a funny dream... Boi!