Goodness land of the lords, I should make more content about Borb and the others-

I'M SO SORRY BORB AND THE OTHERS FOR NOT GIVING YOU MORE ATTENTION ;-;

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Borb: *casually strolling around the field* *randomly finds a crown on the ground, having eyes on the front* Hm..? What is this shiny item? I should show it to Shade...maybe it will know?

At the Black Void...

(Yeah shOOsh don't question it I'll make lore about it in my lore book SOON-)

Borb: (holding the crown) Greetings, Shade, I-

Shade: BORBY!! *throws a hug at Borb*

Borb: -! *accidentally drops the crown*

Shade: I MISS YOUUUUU

Borb: But - did we not meet just this morning?

Shade: SHUT IT - IT STILL TAKES AWHILE YA KNOW

Borb: ...okay?

Both: *separates from the hug*

Shade: *ahem* SO - what did you come here for?

Borb: ...this. *gets the crown from the floor* *shows it to Shade*

Shade: Hmmm...hold on, lemme check my book for a sec - *takes a book of video game items out of nowhere* *skims through the pages*

Borb: ..?

Shade: Aaaaaannd FOUND IT! From the looks of the description... *shows the page information to Borb* The crown you have there is called the 'Super Crown'. It changes one's gender to whoever wears it. Originally, it's used exclusively for Toadette to turn into Peachette, but most of the people in the real world just made it so that anyone who uses it just - becomes either feminine or masculine depending on your own gender!

(Am I right on this-? I dunno, I'm just making speculations or I guess headcanons lol-)

Borb: But...I do not have a gender...do I?

Shade: So do I! Maybe it'll do something else to non-gendered beings or something? Wait, lemme check the page... *examines the page information closely* Ohhh, I see..! Usually if you're a non-human and a male, once you wear the crown, not only do you become feminine, but you also become humanly feminine! From the looks of the real world's searches, most of the Super Crown content is about non-human males turning to human females. I dunno about non-gendered people, though.

Borb: I would rather not risk the posibilities...

Shade: Agreed. *casts the crown away* I'll just put the crown into the gallery of this void. No worries 'bout security - no one would ever access to it at all!

Borb: Are you sure about that?

Shade: Yep! One hundred percent!

Borb: I hear uncertainty on your voice...

Shade: S-Shut up! I'm sure about it!

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Vira: Hmm...

Que: Vira? What's wrong? You look quite more...in thought, around these times.

Vira: Nothing big, it's just that - that one time when that grey puffball suddenly appeared out of nowhere, causing havoc in the town and having the ability to summon these things called 'Void Hounds'...I thought he was a goner, but apparently not...

Que: Really? Who is that guy, anyway?

Vira: Most never knew his real name, but his so-called 'nickname' is usually 'Melin'.

Que: So no one really knew that guy's real name, huh?

Vira: Yeah...now that I thought about it, it almost looked like Shade knew quite a bit more about this 'Melin' puff of a ball than myself. Maybe I should go ask them once I meet them again...

Que: Maybe I can come with ya!

Vira: Really? Heh, thanks... That one hell of a puffball...I will take my revenge soon, Melin...

Que: Whoops, you're being a bit grumpy again!

Vira: Oh, am I? Sorry, it's nothing that big for you to know about...

Que: Well, if you say so, pal...

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Esmeray: Honey! Where's Star??

Helios: Her? I thought you were watching over her back in the house!

Esmeray: I was, until I looked away for one mere minute on the phone with someone, and then she just - disappeared out of thin air! I thought you would've at least seen her for once!

Helios: Well, I didn't. We should go find her...fast.

Esmeray: Right, your job...let's go!

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Bap Star: Hi-dra! Fren...gud!

Hydrah: Huh? I'm...a good friend? B-But, Star, I - we just met, Star! How are you just-

Bap Star: Fren gud! Fren...best!

Hydrah: I - *sigh* you're still so young, anyway...w-wait, where are your parents?! They must be worried about you! Come on, we'll-

Esmeray: (from a distance, shouting...not in an angry way-) Staaarr! Where are yooouu?

Hydrah: -! That's her mother, isn't it..?

Helios: *sees Bap Star with Hydrah* *runs towards the both of them* Star! *throws a big hug to Bap Star* I - no, we - thought you were a goner!

Bap Star: Toh! Toh! *points at Hydrah* Hi-dra! Fren...best!

Esmeray: *now near the other three* Phew, we finally found you...

Helios: Sweetie, I think our child has her first friend!

Esmeray: Oh? Is that so? *looks at Hydrah* So you are my child's friend, huh?

Hydrah: H-Hi, mister and misses...a-and yes, I am! Well, kind of...n-not entirely! I-I mean, we just met a few minutes ago! S-Star was just running around until she accidentally bumped into me while I was resting on the seashore...

Esmeray: Really? Oh, I deeply apologize for our child to do that to you!

Hydrah: I-It's okay, misses! O-Oh, by the way, um...m-my name is Hydrah, but I guess your child have already told you about it...

Esmeray: What a nice name you have! I am Esmeray, and this is my husband, Helios. Oh, we have to go now due to work - it's nice meeting you, though!

Hydrah: O-Okay, then...have a nice say, Misses Esmeray and Mister Helios...you too, Star.

Helios: *picks up Bap Star* C'mon now, it's time to go home.

Bap Star: Aww, bai-bai fren... *waves at Hydrah*

Esmeray: Don't worry, we'll visit your friend once in a while.

Bap Star: YEEYY!

Hydrah: Good bye to you...friend. *waves back at Bap Star*

(Star and Hydrah HAS to be friends in this Kirby AU, I just need this canon - oh wait, I'm the creator of this AU - WELP, TIME TO DO SOME WORK, PEOPLES)

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*A large fire is burning brightly, putting the large tree to flames.

Komu: EHE ARSON

*You hear terror all around your surroundings.

*You see people petrified on your work.

*You feel...proud, of yourself.

*Proud...that you have creates arson.

*...

*That is, until you realize that it is merely a dream.

Komu: >:P I WANNA COMMIT ARSON ONE DAY - JUST YOU WAIT, MOTHER DREAMLAND...I WILL KEEP MY WORDS, AND MY WORDS ARE TO COMMIT ARSON ONE DAY!

(This is a what-if situation of Komu wanting to commit arson lol-)

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Yeaaaa I'll make more of these one day...

ONE DAY-

*cOUgh*

I'm alright.