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Random sheat 1 (Feat. Undertale AUs and Avil)

Fyi (for your information), this 'random sheat' part is actually in the ask and dare book and I just decided to transfer here, since, well, it's random sheat, peoples

So ye –v–

(Italics only=thoughts)

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Avil: Oh, right, I have a question...

Kathlyne: Hm? What is it?

Avil: ...do you know how old is our original creator?

Kathlyne: 0-0'' Erm...w-well...I-I don't know...

Avil: That sounded hesitant - are you lying?

Kathlyne: N-No I'm not! I'm definitely not lying!

Avil: ...right...

(To those who know...shOOsh don't tell 'em yet until the time comes-)

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Lust: So~? How are the fanfics goin'~?

Science: They're doing great *evil smirk*

A. Lust: What fanfics?

Science: Um--

Ganz: Just tell him -_-

Science: Aight then - we're basically makin' fanfics about the ships around here.

A. Lust: ...and how many ships are around here, exactly?

Science: WELL I'M GLAD YOU ASK - *ahem* - there's quite a few to name...

Science: There's AfterDeath...

A. Lust: o-o

Science: ...SciFell...

A. Lust: Wait, doesn't that include you and Fell?

G: Yep -v-

Science: ...PaperJam...

A. Lust: Oh wow-

Science: ...FreshGrease...

A. Lust: I dunno about that but okay-

Science: ...HorrorLust...

A. Lust: O-O

Lust: Surprise?

A. Lust: Very much - since my own Horror doesn't exactly like me so much...

Lust: Oof-

Science: ...GChess...

A. Lust: I didn't know he'd have a partner-

G: Is that an insult?

A. Lust: Not really?

Science: ...SwordsDance...

Ganz: One of ze latest of ze list ÙvÚ

Science: ...and many other >->

A. Lust: Oh wow that's a lot-

Science: Eh, it's a normal amount around here - and I guess the most recent ship besides SwordsDance is AvilLust, which is your ship.

A. Lust: So basically - you guys are making fanfiction about all of those ships?

Ganz: If you include your own ship, then yes ÙwÚ

A. Lust: O mai - can I read one? ÒvÓ

Lust: OH SURE~ *hands an AvilLust fanfiction to A. Lust* You can give this to your bae, too, if you want~

A. Lust: Oh wow thanks o-o

Later, in Avil and A. Lust's room...

A. Lust: Hmm, let's see...

"Warning: Lemon"

A. Lust: o-o Since when did those sinners wrote this thing - eh, better think about this later - TIME TO READ LEMON, PEOPLES

After reading the lemon...

Avil: *enters the room* Oh hey, Lust, what are you-

A. Lust: ////-////

Avil: *notices A. Lust's intense blushing* ...erm...hello..?

A. Lust: *notices Avil* OH HI AVIL WANNA SEE THIS VERY BRILLIANT FANFICTION?? IT'S VERY NICE

Avil: Wha - you're acting a bit weird at the moment, but, um - sure?

(Inserts spongebob narrator thing voice) Three minutes later...

Avil: *blushing VERY hot red*

A. Lust: Ya see what I meant when I started acting a bit weird?

Avil: INDEED I KNOW NOW - AND MY BRAIN HAS NOW BECAME NON-INNOCENT BECAUSE OF THIS :D

A. Lust: Sorry ;-;

Avil: It's okay - I was destined to be non-innocent one day in my adulthood...but I have a question in mind - who the heck made this fanfiction??

A. Lust: Erm...if you want me to list them down, then... IT WAS THE SCIENCE LUST GANZ AND G IN THIS PLACE :D

Avil: 0-0 Well now I know exactly why they're called 'Sin Squad' -v-,

A. Lust: *hugs Avil* I wish I didn't show that to you - I MADE YOU NON-INNOCENT NOW I'M SORRYYYY ;-; *cri*

Avil: O-O I said it's okay, Lust...

A. Lust: S T I L L *cri*

Avil: *sigh* Oh, Lust...

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Reaper: Hey, Kathlyne - what's up?

Kathlyne: I was wondering...since you're basically the God of Death in your place, wouldn't your touch kill any one of us?

Reaper: Well, in here, no...only my scythe does.

Kathlyne: Oh - can you, erm...try to kill me with your scythe?

Reaper: Wait - huh??

Kathlyne: Yeah, just - one slice and I'm dead, right?

Reaper: Yeah, I know, but - why?? And do I have to do it in the living room???

Kathlyne: First of all, trust me - I know what I'm saying here. Second of all, you can just do it in your room -v-

Reaper: ...are you drunk or something??

Kathlyne: I'm 17, Reap, not 21 -_-

Reaper: o-o Then why do you want to be dead???

Kathlyne: Ya want me to kill myself alone?

Reaper: Uh - okay fine let's do it

Kathlyne: Yey :3

Reaper: She's f**king insane, man--

Kathlyne: He's definitely thinking I'm insane - Of course he'll think you're insane! What do you expect from someone who's been asked by another to kill them?? - Yeah, yeah, I know 'bout that...

Kathlyne: TO THE ROOM WE GO, PEOPLES >:D

After one hell of a session of Reaper trying to slice Kathlyne's body without freaking out that he's actually doing it (and after a few minutes)...

Reaper: Holy s**t I think I killed someone-

Kathlyne: *standing up just fine* See? I'm fine!

Reaper: O-O W A T

Kathlyne: -_- If ya want, you can just tell everyone 'bout it, I ain't gonna mind :P

Reaper: And she's so normal about it?!

(Yes, she has the ability to come back to life - though, it takes longer than just a few minutes in real time...)

(Heh, some would think what she did before she came back.)

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Chess, Alter: *having peaceful tea time*

Little, Swap: *having a sugar high/rush*

Alter: *sips from his cup* This is fine.

Chess: *nods in agreement* And this is way less and better to go through than the sins...

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Science: Okay, the next thing i-

Avil: *bursts to the room, holding bottles of holy water and a stack of bibles* HELLO YA SINNER-BISHES - I HAVE COME TO SPREAD HOLY WATER AND BIBLES UPON YOU ALL >:D

Lust: O-O

Ganz: Letting Avil read the lemon wasn't the best idea...

Avil: RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *throwing bibles and splattering holy water around ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE*

Sin Squad: *freaking out from all the chaos and trying to dodge the throwing bibles*

A. Lust: o-o What have I unleashed--

Kathlyne: *suddenly behind A.Lust* Chaos, that's what -_-

A. Lust: HOLY - SINCE WHEN DID YOU APPEAR BEHIND ME--

Kathlyne: ...just now -_-

A. Lust: Oh.

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Ink: *snoozin' on the couch, leaning on Error*

Error: *besides Ink reading a book*

Reaper, Geno: *chatting about something*

Horror: *casually eating pocky*

Senkiller, Mel: *picturing the three duo from a distance*

*You hear distant screaming from a room.

Fell: Ugh, what now? *opens the door to the room* *sees chaos*

Science: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAE HELP MEH FROM THIS NEKO CHRISTIAN MANIAC

Avil: I'M NOT CHRISTIAN I'M JUST TRYING TO CLEANSE Y'ALL SINNERS

Ganz: NEVERRRRRRRRRRR >:D

Fell: O-O Uhhh-- *slowly backs up*

Kathlyne, A. Lust: *eating popcorn while watching the chaos in the room*

A. Science: *silently observing everything and taking notes in his (for some reason brought) notebook*

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So yeah-

Everything here happened in one of the chapters of my ask and dare book-

And it was made solely because of boredom :D

Edit (literally just after being published-): Okay, so - if you didn't check the ask and dare book, there is a special there called 'TIME FOR A FIRST SPECIAL (TFAFS)' that's basically F. Avil (future Avil) and F.Lust (future Lust) going to another world (still in the Undertale multiverse), meeting different original AU Sanses (and the orginal himself) and a differnet original Lust. Those different originals belong to DinoDren, a great person (who I think is dead in this app a few years ago-) who created an ask and dare of the AU Sanses himself (or whatever pronouns he uses-). I liked it so much that I thought: 'What if MY Avil and Lust met them and stayed with them for a few days, answering asks and dares together?'

Soooooo yeah - the special was created. And that's why Avil's Lust is 'A. Lust' here instead of just 'Lust', since if I were to only put 'Lust', it would refer to Dino's Lust instead-

Is it confusing? Maayybbee-

(Also yes I did change JUST a bit on this random sheat-)

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