The team of four, three imps and a hellhound, sat in silence as the clock in the background ticked. Adding to the annoyance of one tall imp who simply grumbled to himself. This being the leader of the team Blitz (the 'O' is silent) with his cohorts Moxxie and Millie along with his daughter (only on paper) Loona.

"Where the fuck is that kid?!" The failed entertainer screamed in fury as he furiously glared at the ticking clock. "He's an hour late! What in Satan's name is he doing?!" The clock continued to tick in the background before he pulled out his flintlock. "And YOU! Shut up!" he ordered, pulling the trigger and destroying the clock instantly.

"That's the third clock this week, sir." Moxie sighed heavily, getting up from his seat and over to the supply closet. Getting a broom, a dustpan and another clock to hang up.

"Fuck off!"

"Blitz, calm yourself down boy!" Millie yelled in exasperation. "He told us he was going to be late. He said to just have the meeting without him so what's the big deal?"

"No way! I ain't starting shit 'till he gets here!" The boss yelled, getting an eye roll from the hound girl who didn't bother looking away from her phone.

*SLAM*

"I LIVE BITCHES!" A voice yelled out as the aforementioned 'kid' entered the room. Drawing their attention, though they did let out a laugh when they saw that his appearance was a bit rough and ready. Clearly something was going on before he got there. Wink, wink.

"Good day everyone. What did I miss?"

"Nothing much, Izuku. Blitz refused to start without you and now he's...uh..." Millie began with a light chuckle.

"Acting like a fool." Moxie finished for his significant other, now having finished setting up the new clock.

"Well screw you too, Mox." The boss growled before pointing an accusatory finger at Izuku. "And where have you been!?"

"I had a very important appointment that I couldn't reschedule. I told you this yesterday." He said as he took a seat beside Loona. Said furry glancing over at him with a small smirk before messing with his hair. Pulling out a few stray white feathers, which luckily went unnoticed by the others.

"Now, are we gonna get started or what?" Izuku asked with a smile, before tuning out most of what was going on since he didn't really care.

From what he did catch that was going on was the usual spiel. Mostly about how the business was tanking, which made sense considering how much of the company's budget was wasted by the owner. Most of which went into his shenanigans, such as shooting TVs, clocks and other things. Or the many times Blitz used nearly a month's worth of their salaries to make a pretty decent but still not well made TV ad. One that had to be redone when he joined. Which was then broadcasted for almost a whole three hours on a single channel. Which could've helped with business if it was a channel people actually watched.

Then the conversation turned into Blitz's weird obsession with the M&M's. While Izuku sort of understood his fascination with quite possibly the most wholesome relationship in Hell, he just didn't approve of his borderline stalker take on it. From breaking into their house to join in their evenings, to watching them sleep. Interrupting one of Moxxie's recurring dreams of his parents that he refused to talk to anyone about. Then there was his dedication to watching, and filming, the two get intimate.

"Well how is it when I try to join in it's a problem, but you guys offer Izuku a joyride?" Blitz yelled out, cutting him out of his thoughts.

"That's right, sir, we offer him to come along while you try to hijack the entire thing!" Moxxie rebutted, trying hard not to pop a blood vessel. "And at least he has the decency to help out when he's invited!"

"Oh? So that's all it takes to unclench that ass, Mox?! Does Mils give him head when he massages her feet while he's at it!"

"That was one time!" Millie yelled out, slapping her forehead in annoyance. "We had a threesome once and it suddenly became a problem?!"

"You know damn well that I've been trying to get with the two of you!"

"Well that just means we'll need to do it again just to spite you! Izuku, you're taking my ass while I take Moxxie's! Right here! Right now!" The imp woman yelled as she tried taking off her overalls as she reached for a box in the corner labeled 'emergency tools'.

"Please refrain from using me in your fantasies please." He sighed heavily as he watched Moxxie try his best to hold her back. Starting to think that he should've just called in. At least then he would have continued to have some fun.

"Well at least Izuku here doesn't mind my spying! And I've seen what he can do to those girlfriends of his!" Blitz yelled out, before his eyes went wide in realization.

"You did what now?"

~Flashback~

Slowly and carefully, Blitz scaled the walls of a building. Desperately trying not to drop his camera bag he held in his teeth. Reaching a ledge, he stopped and stared through a window that was partially covered in curtains. Allowing him a decent view of the room, and those who were inside.

"Who's your daddy?~" Izuku asked a woman beneath him. Her long blonde hair held tightly in his grasp. "Answer me darling~"

"You are~ You are my daddy~" The woman moaned as she clung to a second woman who laid under her. Suckling at her breasts. "Vaggie~ Don't suck so hard~" She smiled as the woman separated from her tits.

"Oh, honey~ You know how much I love your cute little boobs~" She smirked as she teased her nipples. "And soon~ Very soon~ They're gonna be filled to the brim with such sweet milk~" She smirked again, latching onto her tits.

'Now that's what I'm talking about.' Blitz thought as he began setting up his camera. Unfortunately he dropped which caused it to flash suddenly. Freezing the three inside for a moment.

"Dammit." He cursed under his breath. When he tried to pick it up the window shattered from a spear being thrown through it. Causing him to fall off the ledge and down the side of the building. Luckily there was a bed of roses that broke his fall.

"What was that?" Izuku asked with a raised eyebrow, without stopping from pounding into his lover.

"Probably just Angel again." Vaggie sighed before her smile returned. "Now I believe your were putting an adorable little demon in our princess here~"

"Yes ma'am~" He slammed his hips into Charlie's flower.

"Oh~ Harder daddy~"

~Flashback End~

"That was you?!" He yelled, slamming his fists to the table. "You know what, Millie let's do it. All over Blitz's desk!"

"Don't encourage her!" Mox cried in fear for his puckered asshole.

"Oh hell no! That desk is hand carved mahogany!"

"You're all a bunch of fucking idiots." Loona said, still not looking up from her phone. Hoping that nobody caught her turning on the camera on her phone to start recording.

"You want in?" Izuku asked, smirking over at the furry vixen. "Cause I know that you're just a thirsty little pup~ Aren't you?~" He whispered in her ear, causing them to twitch as a deep blush shined through her soft fur.

"OH HELL NO!!!!" Blitz screamed at the top of his lungs, finally getting order to return to the room. "You can fuck the M&M's but I draw the line at you fucking my daughter!"

"A little late for that boss." He chuckled, making the man freeze in place. Standing in silence for a few moments. One might've assumed that he had died right then and there.

"I'll be in my office." He said quietly before going over to said room and closing the door.

"Well damn, I think we broke him." Izuku chuckled nervously while looking at the door with a picture of a crudely drawn horse with a sad expression with the line 'donnot dissterb' on it. "So what do we do now?"

"Moxxie here needs some target practice with that new crossbow." Millie said as she brought out the weapon. "Either of you wanna hold the target?" She asked, holding up a photograph.

"Sure." Izuku calmly stated as he took the picture and sat on the couch. "Just don't go shooting my pretty face, Mox. At least, not right now~"

"Please stop flirting. It's gross." Loona said, laying down on the couch beside him with her head in his lap. Still not looking up from her phone with a bit of mild disappointment.

"And very distracting." Moxie coughed lightly before aiming his crossbow, shuttering once he saw the picture that he was gonna shoot. A picture of a standard Caucasian American family.

"Hey!" Came the voice of a newcomer who walked in. "This the murder place? I got a bitch topside I want killed." The group simply pointed over to the door of Blitz's office for her to go inside without much trouble.

Which in turn brought on a whole trainload of hijinks and shit that eventually ended with a party, some cake, a dead family, a new resident at the Hazbin Hotel and Moxxie not sitting right for a few days.

(Extra Moments)

Nothing special here. Just some extra moments that take place here and there within the universe of this story. Can't really do a moment for every Helluva boss episode since I don't know a lot of ways to get Izuku into the plot. But here are some things for comedy.

~Loo Loo Land~

It was a relatively quiet afternoon over at I.M.P. It was a rather slow day seeing as no sinners wanted people on earth dead or just haven't seen the ads that have been poorly placed all over Pride. But they enjoyed their day as best as they could since their boss decided he needed a private meeting. Moxie and Millie were lovingly looking into each other's eyes as they filed paperwork. Loona, who had yet another hangover, was busy doing nothing while laying in Izuku's lap as he gently stroked her fur. The young sinner demon in question only smiled as he caught up on his reading. Though that didn't last too long.

"M&M! GET IN HERE!" Blitzo yelled from his office with the help of a megaphone that he just so happened to have. "WE'RE GOING TO LOO LOO LAND!"

"Loo Loo Land?" Moxxie asked while entering the office in confusion.

"LOO LOO LAND!" Millie yelled as she crashed her head through the window.

"LOO LOO LAND!" Blitz yelled in celebratory jazz.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Loona yelled out from her spot in Izuku's lap. Curling into a ball while the boy could only chuckle nervously.

"Take care of things here, we got a mission with the horny owl!" Blitz said as he carried a box out of his office and began leaving the van.

"Don't do anything stupid. Or smart. You know what, just don't do anything." Millie said, star still in her eyes as she skipped out the door.

"Call if something happens. Hopefully nothing will get set on fire." Moxxie sighed as he left. The door shut behind him leaving the two alone for now.

"You wanna make out?" Loona asked as she sat up, taking a seat on his lap.

"Of course." He cooed as he brought his lips to hers. Enjoying the tenderness of the moment as he was ready to reach around and grab ahold of her wagging tail.

*ANSWER YOUR PHONE BITCH!** ANSWER YOUR PHONE BITCH!**ANSWER-*

"What is it?" He groaned in annoyance to whoever was calling him.

"Um...Hello Mr. Midoriya..."

"Pringles? What's going on this time?" He let out a heavy sigh with Loona now getting even more annoyed.

"Well Mistress Stella is in another.....mood.......And I hate to ask this but......" *CRASH* "PLEASE HELP!"

"Augh! Fine! I'm on my way." He growled as he hung the call. Looking down at Loona who continued to glare at him. "You want to help me fuck a princess?"

"Yes." Loona said as she got off his lap. Walking over to her desk and grabbing her box labeled 'Loona's Shit' along with multiple threatening notes.

"Well lets go beat a feathered ass."

~Time-Skip~ ~Next Day~

Loona and Izuku quietly made their way through a corridor so as to not alert anyone. Soon making their way into the kitchen where they went to grab a quick snack before leaving. Until a quick cough caught their attention. Leaving them face to face with Prince Stolas who was simply stirring his coffee and staring at them with a plain expression.

"Sorry we fucked your wife again." Izuku smirked with Loona chuckling behind him.

~Spring Broken~

Izuku hummed along with the music he was listening to from his earphones since he didn't care for the music Blitz usually put on. Everything seemed to be right as rain for him today. Especially when he got a call from one of his girlfriends this morning about a little surprise she had in story for him. Though that good mood was soon shot and killed when the van suddenly lost control and nearly crashed. Causing one of the boxes to land on his wing.

He nearly screeched in pain but choked it down long enough for him to get it off. Now he was pissed and he was ready to tear into whoever the asshole was who caused this. Kicking open the back doors of the van with a rifle in hand, catching the attention of everyone.

"I swear to Satan whoever caused this shit is gonna get it!" He cocked his gun and aimed it at the newcomers. "Right up mainstreet!"

"Izu?" Asked a stunned succubus woman who carried a child in her arms.

"Verosika?"

"Papa?"

"Tilla?"

"Vortex!" Said a gough hellhound who stepped out of the car.

"How the fuck do you know her?!" Blitz yelled angrily.

"You know a pop star?" Moxxie questioned with a raised eyebrow.

"It would be weird if I didn't know my girlfriend and mother of my child." He said plainly, taking said child into his arms and hugging the woman with a smile. "I should've expected this when you called. Still surprised your tour ended so quickly."

"Yeah, well, I didn't expect you to be working for an ex of mine." She pouted as she glared at the former clown.

"Oh so he's the ex you told me about." Izuku cracked his knuckles as he glared at his boss.

"Wait? You dated a pop star?" Millie asked in shock as she simply stared at the scene before.

"What did she see in you?" Moxxie questioned as he rubbed his temples.

"Is it really so hard to understand?" He asked, getting a loud resounding 'yes' from everyone present.

"Anyway, I need to set up shop in the office.." Verosika gave Izuku a quick kiss on the lips and a swat on the ass before walking away. "C'mon Tilla, Papa is gonna need to explain a few things to his friends."

"Okay Mama! Love you Papa!" The child gave her father a hug before escaping his grasp and running after her mother.

"What's sex with her like?" Millie asked with a gleam in her eyes pointed over at Izuku.

"Millie?!"

"What? It's a pop star. You wanted to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."

"Touche."

"You two want to find out?" Izuku asked with a grin, getting a nervous chuckle from Moxxie and an excited squeal from Millie.

"So you're the legendary hidden father of one of Hell's hottest celebrities?" Loona quired, getting a light chuckle from the young man. "I want to say I'm surprised but somehow I'm not."

"Well thanks I guess."

"Well now what are we gonna do?! She has our parking spot!"

"Oh hush gremlin." Izuku sighed as quickly punched Blitz over the head. "And that's for what you did to Vee." He started walking away, thinking of a way to make a deal with Verosika concerning said parking spot.

Which all eventually ended pretty well. Sort of.

~The Harvest Moon Festival~

The day after the whole situation with the would-be assassin Striker had ended. Millie was getting scolded by her idiot parents but luckily Moxxie managed to put them in their place, so to speak. He even got some acknowledgement from his father in law. So that was good. Now all that was going on was packing up and heading home for our main group. Except...

"Where is that kid?!" Blitz yelled seeing that said kid was nowhere in sight. "C'mon! We're leaving! Get out here now!"

"Last time I saw him he was talking to Sallie May." Millie said as she made her way to the van. Her eyes widening in realization for a moment before she started snickering.

"Well that sounds like it ended as well as expected." Moxxie sighed as he helped his wife into the van.

"AAAHHHH!" Izuku screamed as he fell out of a window and into some bushes. Landing right in front of Joe and Lin who looked at him in surprise. "Sorry I fucked you daughter!" He ran away quickly before the two could react.

"Call me!" Sallie May yelled from her window. Waving away at the retreating van that quickly sped away. "Ma! Pa! Help! I can't feel my legs!"

"That kid has some stones, I'll give him that." Joe sighed as he made his way into the house.

Soon all of hell with hear of the wonder and terror that is Izuku Midoriya's indiscriminate boner.

~Exes and Ohs~

The crew had been brought into the living room of Crimson's mansion. The air was still with tension as Moxxie eyed the room carefully. Holding onto Millie and Izuku's hands for comfort in the hostile environment.

"What exactly were we called here for, Sir?" He asked slowly, being careful with his words.

"Mox, haven't I taught you better?" Crimson playfully asked his son with a smile. "No business until after dinner. Besides, we're still waiting on another guest to join us."

As soon as he said that, the door slammed open. Entering into the room was a lanky shark demon who was very....bombastic with his behavior despite the atmosphere.

"WOOHOO! What is up, party people?!"

"Chaz?!" Moxxie and Millie asked simultaneously, pausing for a moment before looking at one another. "Wait? What?"

"You know him?" Moxxie asked his wife in a shocked manner.

"You remember the ex I was talking about earlier?" Millie asked, receiving a nod from her husband. "Well, that's him."

"Well, well, well." Chaz says as he walks behind the couch, wrapping the M&Ms in a hug and pushing Izuku away from them. "Looks like I'm having two sexy reunions today!" He laughs cockily before a gun gets pointed in his face by the green hair demon.

"Wait?" Millie asked from within Chaz's grip. "Did you date him too?" She asked Moxxie, getting a quick nod in response.

"Ha! Yeah! Not to brag but I tend to bone at least half of the people in any room I'm in."

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Blitz yelled out angrily spilling his drink. "There's ANOTHER person who has fucked BOTH of you?!"

"It was a long time ago." Moxxie grumbled as he got out of his grasp. Soon going into more details about how they met and his history with the mafia. Which I am not typing out completely because this ain't the full story yet. Just know it's a parody from some boat movie basically.

"So you dated Mox, and then left him for dead after a failed heist?" Izuku growled, a fire in his eyes. "And I don't even want to know what you did to Millie."

"Hehehe! It's actually a funny story." Chaz began backing away feeling the killer intent coming off of him.

"Chaz, was it? I'd like to thank you right now." He said with a soft smile. "For saving me the trouble of hunting you down."

"And this is one reason why I never wanted to mention any of this to either of you." Moxxie sighed, sinking down into his seat.

"What's that supposed to mean, Mox?" Izuku questioned curiously as if nothing was wrong with him right now.

"Because I knew you'd go strangle him if I told you!"

"You have no proof that I would do that."

"You're doing it right now!" He said, gesturing to how he, indeed, held Chaz in a chokehold.

"Counterpoint, he deserves it."

"This kids bloodthirsty. I like it." Crimson chuckled under his breath.

~Unhappy Campers~

"I'm coming in!" Izuku yelled as he crashed through the window. Aiming his gun at whoever was inside.

"Izuku?"

"Kid?"

"Daddy?!" Barbie yelled out in surprise before slapping her hand over her mouth. A faint blush on her face as she looked away from the others. "I-I m-mean Izuku?!"

"Barbie?" He raised an eyebrow while looking around. Spotting a boat over at the corner filled with large bags. "This is your job?! Drug smuggling? You promised you wouldn't get involved in crap!"

"Well not a lot of employers are looking for former circus bitches fresh out of rehab!" She scowled but still didn't want to look at his disappointed expression.

"We are definitely having a talk when we get home young lady!"

"How the fuck do you know my sister?!" Blitz yelled out in rage as he aimed his gun threateningly at the green demon.

"Verosika."

"Of course." Blitzo smacked his forehead in annoyance.

"Also, looking good Moxxie!" Izuku smiled with a thumbs up.

"T-thanks."