HOW PEOPLE THINK BRITS ARE:

'Tiddly pop tiddly pip, Tarquin! Wonderful rain today! Are you taking the bus to the fish and chips shop today?'

'Tiddly pop, tiddly pip, Jimothy! As a matter of fact, I am! Would you care to join me on the fine adventure?'

'Why yes, good sir. Well look over there, exiting the locomotive station! It's Caroline!'

"Tiddly pop, tiddly pip, good gentlemen, where are you going today?"

"Off to the fish and chip shop! Care to join us, M'Lady?"

"My apologies, but mummy said have to be home in 600 seconds for study hour otherwise I can't play badminton after supper.'

'Fair enough Caroline, see you tomorrow!'

'Toodle-oo boys!'

WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS:

"Hey Tyler, you dickhead!"

"Heyyyy! Wagwan Liam! Where you off to then?"

"Down to McDonald's, wanna join me?"

"Yeah, let's film a TikTok there! 'Ere look, there's Stacey! HEY STACEY!"

"Oh, hey babes! Where you chavs going then?"

"McDonald's you wanna come?''

"Nah, sorry, I got banned after vandalising the changing rooms.''

''You did what? Fvcking amazing! Meet you at Asda's tomorrow?''

''Yeah sure, I'll bring some ciggies too!''