AYO, SIBLING ANTHEM CHECK!

This Place Is Not Happy:
Hi I am the oldest I'm the leader of the pack, and all my other siblings just be riding off my back, I'm basically the parent, I keep everyone in line, I've never had a hand-me-down, my shoes they always shine!

Cynical Critic/Wesley Harold Films/Sonc/Conspiracy Carl:
Hi, we are the middles, and we're always overlooked, rules were made for us to break, which leaves our siblings shook, hand me downs are all we know, nothing's ever new, you hate us 'cause you ain't us, but trust us it's the truth!

Alex Bale:
Hi I am the youngest to I'm my family's pride and joy, my siblings were irrelevant the day that I was born, I walk into the room all the attention goes to me, I get anything I want with just a 'Mommy, Daddy, Please' My siblings will always try to put the blame on me, their probably just jealous 'cause they know they ain't the queen!