my dream at 4 am on august 15th 2024
I had a dream that Jodi from Promos, Victoria from Don't Feed The Muse and Mr Krupp from Captain Underpants were in my my house, which was just a giant shed in the sky. I had this giant freaking rainbow watermelon slice on a stick which was caramel flavoured. So this was kinda the script of the dream:
Also Victoria was my roommate in the dream.
Me: *Looks out the window, munching the watermelon* I wanna be famous.
Victoria: I'm going out, don't still be eating that watermelon when I get back.
Me: Why?
Victoria: Because your to old to eat watermelon.
Me: Aw OK.
Victoria: K bye *Leaves*
Me: She seems depressed. I'm gonna make her some food. *Goes to the kitchen and sees Jodi and Mr Krupp* WHAT THE H-
Jodi: *Cocks gun and points it at me* GET DOWN!
Me: *Gets Down*
Mr Krupp: *Grabs a frying pan and beats my head*
Me: SH*T F*CK OH DEAR GOD STOP!
Victoria: I'm home-WHAT THE F*CK LIN?!
Me: VICTORIA HELP!
Victoria: I TOLD YOU NOT TO STILL BE EATING THAT WATERMELON! *Grabs The Frying Pan From Mr Krupp* GIMME THAT SH*T! *Hits me like a golf ball out the window* FORRRRRRE!
Me: AHHHHHHHHH-
And then my ass woke up.
I closed my eyes again and went back into the dream, only to be floating by the window. Jodi shot the window and I got jumpscared awake.
My subconscious made a skit, you can use it, just credit me <3
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