Fleur: *Walks into the library* Miss Victoria?

Crybaby: *At a table at the back* Oh, she ran to the nurse's office because Jay from second grade got a nosebleed. Again.

Fleur: *Sits with her* Is he OK?

Crybaby: Waterfall Boy is kind of a legend for being indestructible.

Fleur: Isn't it kinda mean to call him that?

Crybaby: Well, no, because I'd never say it to his face.

Fleur: It must kinda suck to feel like the entire world's out to get you. Like, even if you're just sitting there breathing.

Crybaby: Yeah. I feel like that all the time. It's like the patriarchy's paddle pop constantly being shoved down your throat.

Fleur: I love paddle pops!

Crybaby: Me too! OK, favourite flavour, 3, 2, 1...

Crybaby + Fleur: Rainbow! *Laughs*

Crybaby: You know, it ruined my life when I found out that rainbow flavour is actually just caramel.

Fleur: Caramel?!

Crybaby: Mhm.

Fleur: You're kidding!

Crybaby: *Laughs* Nope.

Fleur: Damn!

Crybaby: So, what are you in the library for?

Fleur: I just come for the biscuits.

Crybaby: Fvck off, Miss Victoria has biscuits?

Fleur: Yeah, she restocks them on Mondays, so by Wednesday, they're usually gone. So if you want some, come here on Monday or Tuesday.

Crybaby: Thanks, I will! By the way, I saw you drawing earlier at recess.

Fleur: Oh, yeah, I was.

Crybaby: Can I have a look?

Fleur: OK *Shows her the sketchbook*

Crybaby: Wow, what is this?

Fleur: It's fanart from my favourite book, Melatonin. It's about a girl with abusive parents who's been through a lot, but she's still a badass. She's not that good at relationships and she's really shy, but she's guided by this dragon spirit called Cosmo who gives her really cool powers and....*Coughs awkwardly*...you get it.

Crybaby: This is gorgeous.

Fleur: *Blushes* Thanks.