This is Wesley Harold, he knows how to photosyntheize.

This is Mark Mayhew, when a karen asks for the manager, this is who she gets.

This is Carl Mayhew, Carl thinks that rocks are edible. He is wrong.

This is Antonio Geist, he do the stomp to ward off enemies.

This is Victoria Campbell, please beware, she will slap at random.

This is Alex Bale, he is a werecroissant, which means he spends half his time as a dog and half his time as a curled pastry.

This is Jared Warrenheim, he is my son, my son is not very bright.