If I Was In DFTM/HMF
(These All Happened In The Web Series, And I Added Onto Them)
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Alex: *Disassociating*
Wesley: Alex? Alex!
Me: ALEX! WAKE TF UP OR I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO SLEEP!
Wesley: Damn girl chill.
Me: YOU'RE NEXT B-
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Victoria: How do you feel?
Alex: Like I just had my stomach pumped.
Me: Wait-how do you know how that feels?
Alex: *Cough Cough* Shut the Hell up.
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Alex: Wait, Victoria, why are we at my house?
Victoria: *Creepy Head Turn* It's time to come home Alex.
Me: DUN DUN DUUUUUUN. Also Alex get out of the car the Muse is behind you.
Victoria: *Locks Doors*
Me: Oops. You're screwed. VICTORIA I'M ON YOUR SIDE OK!
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Alex: *Sees The Cat At The End Of The Final Episode, Resembling If He Ever Got Out Of The Muse Digestion Cycle Or Not*
Me: *Smacks The Cat's Head Against The Wall, Killing It*
Alex: *Traumatized* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Me: You're welcome.
Alex: WTF WE'RE BOTH CAT PEOPLE!
Me: I'm just saving you.
Alex: FROM WHAT?!
Me: *Shrugs* Idk, maybe from BEING DIGESTED BY THE OCTOPUS DEMON!
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Alex: *Rambling About SpongeBob Stuff During The Party*
Me: NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD!
Victoria: Damn.
Wesley: She's right tho.
Me: Y'ALL CAN'T TALK YOU'VE BOTH GOT INK COMING OUT OF YOUR FACES!
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