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Alex: ♪There's a Muse on the ceiling and I'm calling him Dave! Muse-Dave, you better behave!♪

Muse: Ha Ha Ha...No *Eats Alex*
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Victoria: Repeat after me.

Jared: OK!

Victoria: ♪Crispy, juicy, tender♪

Jared: ♪I just put Antonio into a blender♪
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Gary: I want an ice cream!

Alex: What's the magic word?

Gary: *Demon noises and summons an ice cream*
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Alex: ♪I put the packet on the glass♪

Wesley: What glass?

Alex: ♪The little glass dish in the microwave♪

Wesley: Got it!

Alex: ♪I closed the door♪

Wesley: Which door?

Alex: The door to THE MICROWAVE! What is wrong with you?
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Muse: HOW TO STOP SOMEONE FROM CHOKING!

Alex: KDNAJSBSDJJANSJAXNJSJ-

Muse: AHEM, STAWP.

Alex: KDNAJSBSDJJANSJAXNJSJ-

Muse: STAWP.

Alex: KDNAJSBSDJJANSJAXNJSJ-

Muse: STAWP!
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Ramona: Do you really think you can stop me?

Mother: Oh maybe not. But you're forgetting that we're in a room full of mutation objects, and I don't know what ANY OF THEM DO! *Grabs needle*
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Alex: Somebody royally forked up...somebody forked up-why can't I say fork?

Muse Disguised As Alex: If you're trying to curse here you can't.

Alex: Well that's bullshirt!
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