Shard: Idk man, I think the Icewings might have some weaknesses this year-

Bonfire: Hey dad. Can I have a cookie?

Shard: Not right now. You haven't eaten dinner!

Bonfire: Okay. Ima cry now.

Shard: Please don't cry. -_-

Bonfire: COOKIE then.

Shard: Fine. Go.

Bonfire: Okay, thanks pops! *Falls while turning* OoOOOowie!

Fennec: I don't know, they've been loosing ALL year.

Bonfire: OoOOOowie!!!!!!!

Fennec: *Goes to look at Bonfire*

Shard: NO. DON'T LOOK AT HIM. Or else he'll CRY...

Bonfire: OWIE I FELL!!

Fennec: Wha-

Shard: If you JUST ignore him, he wont cry.

Fennec: Uh-k-yeah..I think-

Bonfire: OOOOOOOWIEEE!!!!!!!

Shard: JUST IGNORE HIM. HE'LL STOP.

Bonfire: OWIE!! LOOK AT ME!

Fennec: I-uh- this is getting weird.

Shard: Honestly, if you JUST ignore him, he'll stop.

Fennec: Alright. Okay.

Bonfire: *Gets close to Fennec* Look. At. Me.

Shard: Don't. Look. At. Him.

Bonfire: Come on, look at me.

Fennec: He's gonna hug me-

Shard: He's NOT going to hug you, just don't look.

Bonfire: I'm gonna hug you.

Fennec: *Freaking out*

Shard: Hey man, relax.

Bonfire: I'm not gonna let you relax until you look at me.

Fennec:........*Runs to room*

Fennec: *Paces back and forth* It's just a kid. It's just Shard's kid. *Hears noise*

Fennec: *Turns around*

Bonfire: *At window* I'm gonna cry now.

Fennec: No. Don't-

Bonfire: *Starts crying*

Shard: *Comes in* DUDE! YOU LOOKED AT HIM!!!!

Bonfire: *Wailing*

Fennec:...BEETLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!