w a i t w h a t
h o w d i d t h i s h a p p e n
h o w a r e t h e r e t h i s m a n y r e a d s

But anyway
Friend (of the guy): "Who is significant in Hufflepuff?"
The guy: "You're a Hufflepuff."
Friend: "Then you're not significant."
The guy: *stands up*