I was tagged to do this by Rainbowrider0305. Ok ... here I go.

1. A squirrel, a monkey and a bird race to a coconut tree, who gets the banana first?

First reaction:
Uhhh Nico cuz he's my brother and I love him.

Three hours later:
Ohhhhhh it's a coconut tree there aren't any bananas.

2. A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a henhouse. Which way does it roll?

First reaction:
Uhhh obviously Jason Will (see what I did there?) fly up and catch it before it can roll in any direction.

Three hours later:
Wait. Did it say rooster? Aren't roosters like boy chickens or something? So, unless this rooster is transgender, is ain't laying no eggs any time soon.

3. There are six apples, you take away four. How many apples do you have?

First reaction:
Uh ... can I take a second to ask Annabeth? She said I'd have two!

Three hours later:
How many apples do you have? Ohhh then I'd like to change my answer to four.

4. What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?

First reaction:
Uhhh someone shadow traveling while flying ... ?

Three hours later:
Hang on ... an elevator ... Oh wait I got it? Uhh that definitely wasn't a random guess. *laughs nervously*

5. What goes up, but never comes back down?

First reaction:
Uh you shouldn't have asked that *cries* cuz here's my answer and yes, I Will (haha I did it again) explain it. LUKEEEEEE! *sobs harder* Explanation (spoiler if you haven't read The Last Olympian): Luke *sniffles and wipes eyes* went up to Mt. Olympus and never came back down *bursts out crying* Why did you have to ask me that?

Three hours later:
*deep breaths to calm down* Okay, I-I t-think I h-have an a-answer. W-what a-about y-your age? Wait, no, that can't be right cuz you can choose rebirth in the Underworld, so your age would go back to zero. Wait ... that was the actual answer? How? Ugh ... never mind, just continue.

6. If there are twelve fish, and half of them drown, how many fish are left?

First reaction:
*goes to Underworld to talk to Percy's dead soul (yes, he counts as half of twelve fish)* Percy what happened? How did you drown? I thought children of Poseidon can't drown, what'd you do, make Annabeth mad?
Percy: *nods head* Uh huh *hangs head in shame as I start screaming at him that he should know better*

Three hours later:
Wait so Percy does count as a fish? I thought I was joking. Apparently I wasn't. Well, if Percy counts as a fish, then I guess fish can't drown. Yes, that's my final answer. Wait ... I was right?

7. A clerk at a butcher shop is five foot ten inches tall and wears size thirteen shoes. What does he weigh?

First reaction:
Uh ... am I supposed to be able to figure this out? Uh ... *throws down pokéball and shouts* ANNABETH I CHOOSE YOU! Uh ... can you figure this out for me? Annabeth: No, sorry, but you have to do this yourself .

Three hours later:
Am I allowed to meet this guy and bring a scale? Actually, I think I can figure this out *stares at question until my eyes hurt* Ohhhhhh we don't actually have to find out how much he weighs, we have to find what he weighs. That's easy ... he weighs meat.

8. What two words when combined together hold the most letters?

First reaction:
Uhhh ... I dunno Nico your my brother help me out here.
Nico: #nicosaysno
Me: I can't believe I yelled at Will for your safety.
Nico: You did what?
Me: Uhh ... nothing never mind. I'm gonna make my guess now uh how about, "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious + attrocious"

Three hours later:
Oh I get it now! Wait ... can we use the same word twice? No, oh okay then never mind.
Nico: *whispers in my ear*
Annabeth: What did you tell her?
Me: Post office, I don't know what that's supposed to mean though - ohhhhhh I get it yes, that was my final answer.

9. What has a tail and a head, but no body?

First reaction:
Uh ... Frank ... ?
Frank: Wha-yes?
Me: No, stupid, you were my answer.
Frank: Uh ... if "you" is your answer, then why did you say my name?
Me: No, my answer is "Frank"

Three hours later:
Uh ... I can't decide between "Frank" and "Persassy" *pulls coin out of pocket* What? I got it right? I didn't know I even guessed ... oh well.

10. Tag ten people.

First reaction:
Uhh ... is that a question because I have no idea what the answer is. Oh never mind, I can tag ten people *walks around camp yelling "tag" and touching people* That wasn't right? Oh well ... I guess even desperate attempts don't work.

Three hours later:
Uh ... oh I get it! My answer is below:

HaileeMa

XxTwentyonepilotsxXx

JMpieguy2001

Demi-witch_hunter

Demigod4_life

Ivette212004

LukeG55

KeilaMarie102

Poke_Master57

AnnabethCJ