You: ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY DORITOS *bows down to a bag of doritos*

Gravekeeper: THE GHOSTS ARE WORSHIPPING DORITOS AGAIN!!!

Grave keeper 2: O.O *runs away screaming like a little girl*

You: XD

Grave keeper: THE DORITOS ARE GONNA CONSUME OUR SOULS

You: O-o

Grave keeper 2: DKDJXIDOSKSOSJEKS *gets his soul consumed by the bag of doritos* .

You: O_O NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *runs away*

Doritos: Don't run D: I won't consume your soul friendly friend :3

You: Okay den :D

Grave keeper: ... Y tho?

Doritos: *rips out the grave keeper's soul and gives it to you* Present for friend!

You: Awww thanks :D *eats the soul* it's good :)

Doritos: Yay :D