This one's about Nigel (of course! After watching Rio 2 I decided he's one of my favourite characters, even though he's a villain) , and I'm publishing it now because I only got the inspiration to write this recently. 

Nigel may claim he's South American in his song Pretty Bird, but real cockatoos really come from Australia! This probably means he was bought to Brazil in some way, smuggled from Australia (perhaps Nigel was destined to go to a pet shop like Blu was? Or, more likely, the trio of smugglers were going to sell Nigel, but decided to keep him as their assistant instead?) What's more is that Nigel's voice actor, Jemaine Clement, is a New Zealander! Confusing, right? (I reckon Nigel is really Australian!)