Yo! Sorry I haven't been on. Like...at all. I've been working shifts at the Omaha Cup Swim Championship meet. Hmhmm I was working shifts. At a sectional meet.

I was basket carrying there for the meet so hat we could have some 'practice' before the Olympic Trials next week. YO ITS ON THE NATIONAL NEWS CHANNEL FOUR FOR YALL MAYBE YOU MIGHT SEE MY FACE ON THE BIG SCREEN! Not really. You might.

*whispers* LOOK FOR THE GIRL THATS SHORTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE WITH A BLACK PONYTAIL THAT SWINGS BACK AND FORTH LIKE IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN.

So this happened today. You know Michael Andrew? Ya or naw? If ya don't, google him right now.

Like now.

Get out of Wattpad and onto Google

And Google him.

Google him.

GOOGLE HIM!

YOU WILL WANT TO GOOGLE HIM IF YOU WANT THE NEXT PART TO MAKE SENSE TO YOU

WELL

Dis is how he looks like
(Big tall guy in da middle)

(Photo credits to my dad)
(#StealthDad #DadWhoTakesPhotosOfFamousAthletesWhenTheyArentLooking)

APPARENTLY HE WAS SWIMMING THE FIFTY FREESTYLE IN HEAT TWO, LANE FOUR OF THE FINALS

I was basket carrying for the guy in the 50 freestyle in lane four IN HEAT ONE OF THE EVENT MY GOSH

IF I WERE TO HAVE WAITED FOR THE NEXT HEAT

I WOULDVE RAN AWAY FROM ONE END OF THE POOL TO THE OTHER WITH MICHAEL PHELPS JR.' S STUFF

BUT NO

WHAT COULDVE HAPPENED IF I WAS A GOOD GIRL AND HAD ACTUALLY WAITED FOR THE NEXT HEAT:

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AND A GURL FROM MY TEAM THAT WAS WORKING THE SAME SHIFT AS ME SLIPPED OUT OF THE MEETING ROOM AND HUNTED DOWN MICHAEL ANDREW FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH

HE SAID SURE

HE GAVE IT TO HER LATER

LIKE.....

*stands up*
*opens door*
*leaves*
BAYM