Nyan: (dressed as pumpkin) Ah! Nothing like the spirit of Halloween!

Birdeh: (dressed like ghost) Maybe the Great Pumpkin will come and bring us presents!

Uni: (dressed as Superwoman) :gives Birdeh glare: I think you've seen the Charlie Brown special too many times.

Birdeh: But I saw him on the Internet! He has to be real!

Celestia: (dressed as witch) :rolls eyes:

Windcharmer: (dressed as vampire) :smiles: So? You ready to go trick-or-treating?

Birdeh, Nyan, and Uni: :cheers: YAY!!!

Celestia: :scoffs: Trick-or treating? You must be JOKING. That's for little kids!

Windcharmer: Why not? I'm 194 years old and I still trick-or-treat!

Celestia: Well that explains a lot about you...

:STARTS TO RAIN HEAVILY OUTSIDE:

:LIGHTNING FLASHES AND POWER IN HOUSE GOES OUT:

Everyone except Celestia: :17 seconds of high-pitched screeching:

Celestia: :crystal headband glows, producing visible light:

Windcharmer: Thanks, Cel!

Birdeh: :begins tearing up: What do we do now? We can't trick-OR-treat in the rain!

Uni: How about some SCARY STORIES???

Nyan: OH OH OH IVE BEEN SAVING THIS STORY FOR YEARS!!! :blows air horn: Gather round, people!

Everyone but Nyan: :obeys:

Nyan: Now, before we begin, have any of you ever heard of a Hitokuijinshu Spider?

Birdeh: Say what?

Nyan: The Hitokuijinshu Spider. Hitokuijinshu roughly translates from Japanese into... cannibal. People believe that the spider came into America by Japanese smugglers. Its bite has a strange effect of driving innocent victims mad.

Birdeh: :trembling: Is it real?

Nyan: Real as you and me, Birdeh. Now, their is an antidote, but it can only be found in Japan. Therefore, if the spider bites someone in the Americas, then their chances of survival--

Uni: OW!!! :hits shoulder:

Celestia: What's up, Uni?

Uni: :looks at hand and cringes in disgust: Ew... some weird bug just bit me.

Nyan: :examines disgusting liquid from squashed bug: :gasp: Uni... don't freak out... but that blue liquid... that's Hitokuijinshu venom!

Birdeh: :faints:

Uni: :laughs: Ha ha. Funny, Nyan. Everyone knows that there's no such thing as a Hitmonchan spider!

Nyan: Hitokuijinshu spider.

Uni: Whatever. :eyes dart around room: By the way, I'm going to get something from the fridge. I'm a little hungry. :walks toward kitchen:

Windcharmer: So what happens if you're bit by a :air quotes: "Hitokuijinshu" spider?

Nyan: :shakes head sadly: No one in America has survived to tell what they experience, but the main symptoms include hysterical laughter for no reason, increased hunger, and... eventually...

Celestia: :shaking: What's the third?

Nyan: I... I can't say out loud. It's too--

Uni: :sings: I have popcorn! :carries bowl of popcorn into room:

Windcharmer: Well, she seems normal to me.

Celestia: Why is there just kernels in here?

Uni: That's what I needed help with... Windy? If you please? :holds bowl up to Windcharmer's snout:

Windcharmer: :exhales small flame over bowl, popping kernels:

Uni: Thank you! :begins to shovel large handfuls of popcorn into mouth:

Birdeh: :is still unconscious:

Uni: :eats all of the popcorn:

Celestia: Um... Weren't we supposed to share that?

Uni: :evil-looking glare at Celestia:

Nyan: :steps cautiously toward Uni: Uni? Are you feeling alright?

Uni: :slowly turns head toward Nyan: :heavy breathing: I'm fine... It's just that... :eyes Nyan's pop tart body: I'm still hungry...

Nyan: W-What's that supposed to mean?

Uni: :licks lips: Nothing at all, Mr. Cherry Pop Tart...

Nyan: O.O

Uni: :tackles Nyan and takes a bite out of his body:

Nyan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :dies:

Celestia: Nyan! No!

Uni: :gnawing at Nyan's body: I'm still hungry... I know! The scaly one will be next! ::HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER::

Celestia: :gasps: The third symptom is cannibalism! :runs and hides in another part of the house:

Uni: Where do you think you are going? :eye twitching and cherry filling dribbling down chin: The fun is only just beginning!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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:living room is empty except for Birdeh:

Birdeh: :finally wakes up: Where is everyone? :stands up: Hello? :looks out of window:

:still raining:

Birdeh: They couldn't have gone trick-or-treating without me... :walks forward but slips on something: What the?! :licks substance: Mmmm! Cherry! Wait a minute... :realizes that it's from Nyan: O.O

OH. MAH. FLUFF.

:runs into bedroom in fear:

Uni: :has Windcharmer tied up on bed: Oh hello, Birdeh... So nice of you to join us...

Birdeh: o.e

Windcharmer: :struggles: Lemme go, you psycho!

Birdeh: :shaking with fear: Where's Nyan?

Uni: :pats stomach: He's... resting comfortably...

Birdeh: O_O YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATHIC LUNATIC STAY AWAY FROM ME

Uni: Maybe I should have a little appetizer before I dig into fresh dragon... :creepy eye twitch:

:banging comes from bedroom closet door, which is forced shut:

Celestia: :trapped in closet by Uni: RUN BIRDEH RUN

Birdeh: :sprints out of bedroom:

Uni: :chases Birdeh:

Birdeh: :locks self in bathroom:
:catches breath: :whispers to self: That was close...

Uni: :in bathroom with Birdeh: I know! I almost lost my little snack! :attacks Birdeh:

Birdeh: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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All: :sitting around coffee table in living room:

Nyan: And as the cannibalistic unicorn devoured the little bird, his muffled scream was only heard for a moment before it was cut off. Never to be heard from again...

Birdeh: Wait why was I eaten???

Uni: And why did I have to be the one bitten by the spider?

Windcharmer: And I would've totally taught Uni a lesson if she tied me up, threatening to kill me!

Nyan: Hey! It's the story-author authority! I get to kill who I want, and I get to make my crush eat me if I want.

Uni: Y-You have a crush on me?

Nyan: Er... :looks out window: HEY LOOK IT STOPPED RAINING!!!

Celestia: Yay! Now we can go trick-or-treating!

All except Celestia: Wha??? :shrugs:

Nyan: TO THE STREETS!!!

Everyone: :charges outside happily:

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Happy Halloween, Birdies! I hope I didn't freak you out too much! ;)