Eh, I came up with the idea for a chap. For Sarcastic, and Witty quotes! (Running 0n 6% battery)
I found a list of 40 Quotes, too!
As always, I don't own 'em!
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Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either.
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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
-Steven Wright
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I don't believe in plastic surgery, but in your case,
Go ahead.
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I'd tell you to go to h*ll, but I work there and don't want to see your ugly mug every day.
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People say that laughter is the best medicine... Your face must be curing the world!
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You go girl! ... And don't come back.
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Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against human stupidity.
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I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
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Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
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Lets share, you take the grenade, I'll take the pin.
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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.
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Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
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A bicycle cant stand on its own because it's two-tired.
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Times flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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I use to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
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She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
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Phew, I actually got some of this written! I'll add on more later, when it's charged to 100%.
What's your favorite quote in here?