Stuff The Outsiders Didn't Have
I got all of these things off the Internet. But come on! It's not a History Paper where I have to cite my sources. If you posted anything here, thanks! You're awesome!!!!!!!!! :)
1) High-Fives didn't exist yet. I'm pretty sure dabbing didn't either, but that's just a guess.
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2) The moon hadn't been walked on yet. (But they were close! ~ Moon)
3) The way Elvis danced was considered inappropriate for children to watch. With that in mind, imagine how Johnny would react to Miley Cyrus twerking.
4) The Sydney Opera House hadn't been built yet. (But soon, mate. *suggestive eyebrow wiggle* ~ Sydney Opera House)
5) Words like 'Hater', 'Bromance', 'Upcycle', and 'Mashup' did not exist. So as much of a hater as Bob was, he wouldn't have been called that. :,(
6) Disposable cameras didn't exist. That's right, if you wanted to take pictures on vacation in 1965, YOU HAD TO BRING YOUR FANCY SHMANCY REAL DIGITAL CAMERA AND RISK SCRATCHES AND STUFF JUST FOR A DANG PICTURE!!!!!!!!! (*off screen whispering* Wait, what was that? They didn't have digital cameras back then? Oh, uh...save it for number ten!)
7) Carraba's Italian Grill didn't exist yet. *le gasp!*
8) Neither did the Outback Steakhouse! *le double gasp!*
9) Or the Macaroni Grill! Gosh, what did they eat in the 50s? Dirt???
10) Oh wait! Remember what I said in #6? That if you wanted to take pictures, you had to do it with your fancy shmancy real digital camera? Well good luck with that, since digital cameras didn't exist either! I guess they just described themselves to each other instead of taking pictures. (And probably used mirrors too, but, for the sake of humor...)
(-"Well, uh, Dally, you've got...blonde hair..."
-"Yeah, and?"
-And...blue eyes..."
-"Ponyboy, are you making me out to be some sort of sissy or something? I mean, what am I, a princess? Blonde hair and blue eyes?"
-"You asked!")
11) disposable contact lenses didn't exist either, so I would've been wearing *shudders* glasses! (Yes, I wear disposable contact lenses. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say wear? I meant rock.)
12) No Bonefish Grill, either! HOW DID THEY LIVE IN THE 60'S???
13) But at least Gene Wilder was alive. Phew! And he was 32!
14) Other celebrities were born in 1965, including Diane Lane (Cherry Valance), Ben Stiller (Night at the Museum guy), Sarah Jessica Parker (The Pretty Witch from Hocus Pocus), Charlie Sheen (Emilio Estevez's brother), Michael Bay (that guy...), and J.K. Rowling (Queen).
15) Also, there weren't birth control pills...I'm not gonna expand on that.
16) Plastic bags didn't exist either, so "Paper or Plastic" wasn't a hard question to answer.
17) Reality TV didn't exist...so I guess the gang couldn't keep up with the Kardashians. :,(
18) Encyclopedias didn't exist either, so...ah well, what do we need those for, anyway?
19) Crocs weren't there either. :,(
20) Justin Bieber wasn't born yet. (YES!!!!!!!!! :) I mean, uh...boo hoo. •~•)
21) And thankfully, Elf on the Shelf wasn't around. Man, those things creep me out. *shudders*
A/N: Yay!!!!! This was fun! Sorry to any Justin Bieber fans...(hehehe), and sorry updates have been slow! I recently got The Trials of Apollo, which is absolutely AMAZING!!!!! And I'm also in the middle of reading Harry Potter (The Prisoner of Azkaban), so it might take me a while to update. But thankfully, Summer is coming soon! And considering that I have a social life identical to a Popeye's chicken strip, I'll definitely have more time to update then. :D
Stay Gold, Tucker, Stay Gold.
Orange_Elephant a.k.a. SCR
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