Why is Tulsa a good place to set The Outsiders?
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Because it's OK.
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Why is Johnny Cade so good at comebacks?
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Because he can make a good burn.
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What do you say when Dallas Winston insults somebody?
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Ooh! Shots fired!
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What is Johnny Cade's favorite color?
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Gold.

A/N: *Old Western theme*
Some of these were terrible.
None were funny.
Man, I'm really evil with those two about Johnny and Dally. Hehehe... (Seriously, that last one wasn't even funny.)

Stay Gold, Tucker, Stay Gold.

~Orange_Elephant a.k.a. SCR