My younger sister: *walks in to my room with knives* It's showtime *evil giggles*
Me: *in an obnoxiously high voice* OH MY GOD!!!
Me: *still using the obnoxiously high voice* OH MY GOD!!! PUT THE GODDAMN KNIVES AWAY!! I'M CALLIN' THE POLICE!!! PUT AWAY THE GODDAMN KNIVES!!!!!!!!!