*Saihara's Side*

Saihara: Guys come on, do I have to tell her right now!?

Kokichi: Relax its obvious you two like each other

Kaito: We're just giving you a little push

Kokichi: Plus it will be hilarious to see her reject you

Kaito:*elbows him hard* don't put that crap in his mind

Kokichi: *Sniffles* That was mean :'(

Gonta: Gonta must learn how to approach women if he wants to be gentleman

Korekiyo: *sighs happily* Out of all of the subjects in anthropology, human romance is by far one of my favorites to see and explore

Kokichi: Remember these three things; men almost never win arguments with women, don't piss or shit yourself, and don't stare at her chest

Kaito: That's.... actually solid adivce

Kokichi: Hey, where's Ryoma, Rantaro and Kiiboi?

Korekiyo: Ryoma is over there giving Saihara a thumbs up, I don't know about Rantaro and Kiibo is over there with Ryoma

Saihara: Guys, why is Kaede over there?

Gonta: Gonta texted girls to bring her here where Saihara will confess his feelings and become gentleman

Saihara: WHAT! *hyperventilates then tries to escape*

Kaito: Gonta! Now!

Gonta: *Grabs Saihara* Kaito tells Gonta that to be gentleman must first be good wingman to 'squad'

*Kaede's Side*

Kaede: Guys, where are we going

Angie: You'll just have to wait and seeeee

*Kaede looks at Tenko who's is nervously sweating and grinding her teeth*

Kaede: Tenko, are you alright?

Tenko: Yep, fine, dandy, good, cool, okay, peachy, alright

Kaede: Okayyyyyy....

Himiko: *pulls Tenko aside* You're blowing it for her Tenko

Tenko: Sorry it's just that I can't let my untainted friend to become ruined by a degenerate male like him

Himiko: Look, how about we raid the kitchen and let the romance happen and I'll show you a card trick I picked up while back

Tenko: Alright

Himiko:*whispers to Kirumi* I'm taking Tenko somewhere else we both think she might botch the whole thing

Kirumi: Very well

Himiko: Hey Tenko there is something I need to show you, the rest of you guys go on ahead

*they leave*

Kaede: Wonder what Saihara and the other boys are doing over there

Kirumi: I belive it is an appropriate time tell Kaede of our true intentions

Kaede:*raises eyebrow* what?

Miu: Ah for Fucks sake your gonna tell lowkey-emo over there that you like him

Kaede:*furiously blushes* What!?

Miu: Oh yeah reminds me *gives Kaede something from her pocket* here

Kaede: *realises it's a condom* HUH?

Miu: Jesus do I have to tell you how to put it on him? Alright first you...

Kaede: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH

Miu: Jeez just trying to help you not get stuck with whatever lives in his crotch, whatever I'm going back to my lab

*Miu leaves*

*The other girls push her to Saihara*

Kaede: Guys come on, quit it

Angie: No can do Atua already gave you his blessing of love and fertility

Kirumi: I will help both of you and your couply needs

Tsumugi: I am already thinking of cute couples you guys can cosplay as

Maki: I've seen the way you look at him it's adorable

Kaede: *basically a tomato*

*Saihara's side*

*The boys are pushing Saihara*

Saihara: I thought we were friends!

Kokichi: thats what friends do they pressure people into doing things they normaly would not

Kaito: csshhtt Houston, this is Purple 1, The SaiMatsu is ready for liftoff, repeat the spaceShip is about to sail

Gonta: This will be good experience for Gonta

Korekiyo: Just relax and let your mating instincts kick in

Saihara: *Blushes Furiously* PHRASING!

*they meet*

Kaede and Saihara: uhhhhhhhh

Everyone else: Say something

*10 awkward minutes later*

Kokichi: This is stupid, I gonna bust Kiiboi's chops over there see ya guys

Kaede and Saihara: uhhhhhhhhhh

Everyone got bored and tired so they left leaving Kaede and Saihara alone after realizing this things got more awkward if that is even possible