Captain Kirby decided to visit another universe, but he noticed that this was the same one where that shark maid made him dress up in a shark onesie, but thankfully, this place seems far away from where she is so he decided to explore the area jumping on buildings and enjoying the amazing views from the roof tops but he didn't notice that he was being watched by someone who was apart of some investigation group

But on one unfortunate day for Captain Kirby, he was sitting on a rooftop, taking in the view before he felt something hit him on the head. All he saw before everything went black was a tall lady with a smile on her face

Hours later, the captain woke up, still feeling a bit dazed, but he could see that he was in some tip of dimly lit room with only a table and a chair that he was tied up to he cried out for help but all he heard was a voice

???: don't worry, little captain, you're safe in here unless you wanna pull something sleek or be a bad boy

She puts a knife to his throat

Captain Kirby: Where am I?

???: Isn't it obvious you're in an integration room, sweetheart, and tied down to the chair

Captain Kirby didn't realize that she also had a sharp rats tail, but he calmly asked

Captain Kirby: What's with the tail

???: don't try and change the topic now, sweetheart, now be a good boy and answer this question for me

She approached closer with a sinister smile on her face as she took her knife and put it away and began pacing back and forth

???: what are you a unique bangboo or some new from of ethereal that escaped the hollow, but I'm sure whatever you are, you'll still look the same adorable and pathetic

Captain Kirby: Lady, I'm clearly a pirate captain. Isn't it obvious

???: Yes, I can see that, but I wanna know specifics. Are you some type of monster or maybe a plushie that escaped from a toy store? Do you have a name or anything of the sort

Captain Kirby: Well, I'm Captain Kirby, and you are?

Jane doe: I'm jane Doe, and I'll be interrogating you until I get useful info

Captain Kirby: Well, you'll never make me talk, lady

Jane doe: Oh I'll be the judge of that darling~

She began to pull out a bunch of unique equipment and began to "torture" him

Hours later

Captain Kirby was back on his boat and explained what happened to lucy and the way he summed it up It was like this