"HOME TEAM HAS LOST! THE VISITING TEAM WON!" The area went into sighs and screams of both anger and joy. The group celebrated their victory until I asked them a question.

"How... HOW DID YOU GET THAT FLAG THERE?" My remaining emotions fumed out of my mouth, sourcing them with burning anger.

"I snuck behind ya of course! I came up the idea all by myself!" A sweet voice echoed behind me. "GG!" She moved in front of me and held her arm out. On it were tattoos with words like 'GO MISHI" and 'VICTORY' and 'MISHI IS BEST LORD' and 'MISHI FOR THE WIN'.

"Who's Mishi?" I tilted my head to the side. The girl's face went blank.

"Wha, what? How do you not know him? He's the awesome dude you just fought!"

"Oh." I glanced to 'Mishi' to find him celebrating his victory. He was shouting chants like 'who's the best' with the army saying 'Mishi's the best'! His arms were gathering this forced praise like a bee to pollen. His wild laughter filled the area. The group left and a few of my warriors came to me.

"Aya. We're so sorry! If is jus-"

"It's fine. I got distracted and they got the flag. I fell for Mishi's trap and yeah..." I let out a gust a air from my mouth.

"Who's Mishi?" One of my followers, Ybrik asked. I gave him a soft smile as the trio escorted me off the tower. I walked on the dirt, kicking it up in disappointment. I had one of my trusted warriors fetch me the contract to owning this land.Meanwhile, I hanged around, apologizing to my army while Mishi was sucking up the praise. His visible eye was fueled by excitement and joy. It reminded me of a kid on Christmas Day. I waddled on over to the wild warlord to have a chat.

"He-"

"Here to say I cheated?! Leave then!" Mishi pointed at me with anger with a hint of playfulness.

"No. I just want to say your army did a great job. That's all." I smiled. The boy gave me a puzzled glance and lightly punched my shoulder.

"Well, you should also be thanking me. Also by the way, the handsome warlord was the one who came up with the brilliant plan that led me to victory." Mishi threw his arms in the air that were filled with high amounts of energy.

"Well according to one of your own soi-"

"There liars then."

"What!"

"I made the whole strangy by myself. No assistance required." He smirked, placing his hands on his hips.

"Al-alright." I felt a small tap on my shoulder. I turned around and Ybrik gave me the scroll. I gulped and handed the contract to him. A light lit up in his eye and he demanded a pen. One of his warriors (I'm tempted to call them slaves) handed him the pen and he scribbled his name where it didn't belong. The new ruler of the area spot. I let out a silent sigh while the others exploded in shouts and applause. I slithered out of the mess and exited the kingdom via the lord only area. They lost because of me. Not my soldiers fault. Me. While I was exiting the castle I heard a familiar voice.

"Hey~." I whipped around finding the cocky warlord.

"You have a land to rule. Go rule instead of flirting." I glared. Shock filled his face and he dropped the smug aura and ran over to me.

"Well about that... I wonder if you could... Help me?" Sweat started to roll down his red face.

"With what, idiot?" I clenched my teeth, trying to seem annoyed. But to be honest, he is pretty funny to watch.

"I-idot! I'm super smart you must know! It is just sometimes smart people need help ya know! So anyways, I need a map of the kingdom"

"The kingdom? Really?" I felt like this is a prank. Why would he ask for help finding a flipping map. With his power he could easily find one. But I know that my army should be out by now and Ybrik or Era could take care of them just fine. Also they should be cleared out by now.

"Yes. I want your help. No one else's."

"Ugh. Fine. I'll help you find a map."

"YES!" Mishi erupted into happiness while doing a strange victory dance. "But can you also tour me around here? I need to be knowledgeable about the place ya know."

"Fine you loser. But the only reason I'm doing this is I have time to waste." I puffed. Mishi let out a giggle while following me into the halls of the outdoor market. But truly the only reason I'm helping this loser is to watch him embarrass himself. "Hey, should you get some disguise on?"

"Why?"

"So people won't pester you."

"I love being pestered. Also I had Nina tell everyone about this! I had her watch us." He grinned while we walked out into the marketplace.

"Why... Just why..." I dropped my shoulders and gave up with his logic. People were moving into the stands and giving Mishi and me friendly waves. They had sweet smile on their faces and rosy cheeks.

"Hey, where is the best place to eat here?" Mishi asked while throwing his arms about. The boy seemed to have very little arm control.

"Well you kicked out a lot of people so-"

"That's a part of the rules ya know! If had the option I would of kept them."

"Fair point. But are miso restaurant was pretty good."

"Alright! Then we'll eat there! Lead the way lordete~"

"Why now? You could of ate before you grabbed me."

"Well you might of, uh, left before it was to late?" The warlord put on a sheepish slime. I rolled my icy eyes and toured him through the marketplace.