Everyone iz pirates.

Jack: oh hey lOOKIE HERE FELIX

Felix: wut

Jack: can't u see mY GUMS ARE BLEEDING

Felix: o

Jack: sAVE ME?!

Felix: i can't m8

Jack: Fouk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

Jack: ded

Mark: y

Felix: this is the 1730's, pirates did not have any good way to cure scurvy because we did not know that humans needed vitamins so we just ended up dying even though it would've been easy to just store fruits (such as oranges) we did not know and as such, Jack died.

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