NOTE: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE. IF I DO, I WILL SAY SO. And not all of these pickup lines or jokes are Black Butler related. Also, the song up top is random!~ Enjoy!~
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Joke 1:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Ciel's Parents.

*sorry, not sorry*
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Pickup Line 1-Ciel:

You're hotter than the fire that killed my parents.
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Pickup Line 2-Sebastian:

My Lady, are you made of COPPER (Cu) and TITANIUM (Te)? Because you're CUTE.

*Science!~*
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Pickup Line 3-Ciel (Was originally Sebastian though):

You have two options:
Be Mine or Make Me Be Yours.

See? I'm giving you two choices!

*that kinda sounded more like a Ciel one to me*
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Joke[?] 2:

I give you the Ciel of approval.
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Pickup Line 4-Alois:

I know I don't have a chance...

..but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
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Pickup Line 5-Grell:

Do you believe in love at first sight...

...or should I walk by again?
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Joke 3:

The Cieling.
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Joke 4:

TOO BIG.

Only Ciel can complain about that.

*I found all of these on google! XD*
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Joke 5:

(Sebastian holds up his left hand-the one with his contract seal-facing his nails to us)

Hold Up A Second,

I broke a nail.
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I hope you guys enjoyed this weird little thing!~ I know it's not necessarily a one-shot, but whatever!

Thanks for reading!

Baiiii!~

-CastrarWolf