So I don't know if people ship this yet but I have decided 2 things I am the Ship Queen, and this is now a ship Bred, Barney and Red. Pic at top is my inspiration. That's Barney and Red right, I don't know for sure. Thats Barney and Red right? Looks like them, also I might make a MithRoss mpreg book. So yeah enjoy this one shot

3rd POV
Barney was in his office, doing... who knows it's Barney, when Red called him into his office.

"Chiklur (dont know if that's spelled right) bong bong." Barney sang as he walked to Red's office. He walked into Red's office and shut the door behind him. "What's you the wantings Red?" Barney asked.

"Umm, i-i d-do umm."

Red's POV
I wanted to tell Barney that I like him. But I didn't know how. "Umm, i-i d-do umm..." I stuttered.

"Tells me what yous want?" Barney said. I could tell he wanted to know what I was gonna say.

"I-i-i-i, l-l-li-" I was cut off by a pair of lips on mine, shocked, I stood there. It felt good so I started to kiss back, when we pulled away for air cause if we didn't we'd die from lack of oxygen (I pay attention in class ARE U PROUD OF ME MOM??), I saw it was Barney (well duh he's the only other person in the room)

Red: would you shut up?

Barney: ya dirt

Me: t(•-•) <---- middle finger

Red: back to the story
"What who why?" I didn't know what just happened.

"You dirt, ares the cute, I likes you mores than goats (if u get that you are a true ninja academy student), sos will yous be my apple?" Barney asked.

"Apple?" I asked in my high pitched voice. "Of course, Barney."

"I SHIP IT!!" Maria and Adam shouted.

Kay I'm ending it here cause I'm hella tried now it's frickin 11:48 so
*yawns* byeee *sounds weak* ehh goodnight