*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Bunny: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Sam: ...I did it. I broke it.

Bunny: No, no you didn't. Mr. Moon?

Mr. Moon: Don't look at me, look at Mrs. Star.

Mrs. Star: What?! I didn't break it.

Mr. Moon: Huh, that's weird, how'd you even know it was broken?

Mrs. Star: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Mr. Moon: Suspicious.

Mrs. Star: No, it's not!

Eagle-Eye: If- if it matters, probably not, but.. Lady Rose was the last one to use it.

Lady Rose: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Eagle-Eye: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Lady Rose: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Eagle-Eye!

Sam: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bunny.

Bunny: No! Who broke it?

...

Eagle-Eye: Bunny, Mr. Moon's been awfully quiet.

Mr. Moon: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

...

Bunny: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Bunny: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

...

Bunny: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.