WHAT THE HECK?!  HOW THE HECK?!  The entire time...

The chapter she just published a little while ago has about 3400 words, and she said she could read it in 3 minutes!  So I did the math and that's 1133.3333... words per minute, so I did 1133 ÷ 60, and got 18.88333333333333... and well, yeah.  This was also hilarious:

I HONESTLY DON'T!

Then there's this...

And my mum chose the best spot to park in -.- right next to my freaking door

And there is one last thing, but it's kinda, slightly, maybe, very, super, mega sexual, sooooooo, not in this book but my next book of rantingness of da wizardry world.  OK I KNOW WHAT THE NEXT RANT BOOK IS GOING TO BE CALLED ALREADY!  SO BEFORE I FORGET I'M GOING TO PUT IT ON A BOOK ALREADY!

Okey, done, with a cover made, I made it in a seperate app and yeah...

AND SORRY, BUT NEXT OFFICIAL RANT BOOK IS NOT GOING TO BE RATED MATURE!  NOTICE I SAID OFFICIAL!  I WILL HAVE A SEPERATE RANT BOOK THAT I WILL MAKE THE SAME RANTS BUT WITH SWEARING!  SO THE F-BOMB INSTEAD OF 'FREAKING' AND SO ON... IT WILL BE UPDATED A LITTLE LATER THEN MY OFFICIAL RANT BOOK 2.0!

Ok so, rambings over, I spent a lot of time one the cover for the next rant book, so I'm kinda not tired.  So I'll try sleep and sleep at 3 am.  This was kinda a weird chapter, huh, anyways ☮