This is cringey, but it is NOT a serious ship, it's just for the funny
(Based off a sound on Tiktok that I thought went with this scenario)

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Koy: *was drinking at a party, getting drunk* Mmm...

Denki: Hey, you good...? 

Koy: I'm havings the besst night of my liffeee *leans on Denki* 

Denki: I think you've had a bit much...let's get you ho-

Koy: I'm gonna fuck the first person I see! *walks into the crowd* 

Denki: Oh boy... 

The next morning* 

Koy: *wakes up in a cold sweat* Oh...it was just a dream *lets out a sigh before looking over on the other side of the bed* Huh? 

Mineta: *grinning with the blanket over him* You ready for more, big boy?~ 

Koy: *practically falls out of bed* Ah aHH! *grabs his pants* W-we...no...

Mineta: I gotta say, I've never fel-

Koy: No no no! Do NOT describe anything! I don't want to hear it! I don't want to think about it! 

Mineta: But last night you said that my a- 

Koy: I WILL JUMP OUT THE WINDOW! 

Mineta: ...We're on the first floor 

Koy: ...I'm getting the toaster...

Mineta: Ooo, gonna make us some breakfast?! 

Koy: *walks out of the bedroom* It's going to be my bathbomb!