Mom: it's 7.50, you can take a break until 8

Me: thanks!

Mom: (at 7.56) alright, it's 8, go practice piano!

Me: four more minutes!

Mom: it's 8!

Me: it's 7.56!

Mom: same thing, hurry up and go practice!

Me: hrheuehrbhehsjbfbrhejj---

WHAT I WANT TO DO:

Mom: I'm pooing, don't rush me!

Me: okay what time are we leaving for lunch?

Mom: 11.30, now go do your homework!

At 1126: me: mom lets go!

Mom: it's not even 11.30 yet!!

REALITY:

Me, bro and dad: uhhhh it's 11.48 should we go and hurry her or what...?

Bro: yeah pls do if not later queues are too long, sis do it

Me: mom, please hurry!

Mom: STOP RUSHING ME !!!! 

Mom: *fuming throughout lunch*

Me: wtf????