Mike was walking to dinner with his girlfriend, Sydney. Mike had already made reservations, so he held her hand and smiled at her as he walked her to the table. He loved her so dearly.
When they got ready to order, Sydney walked over to the telephone, and she picked it up and kept looking at Mike. She kept nodding and looking sad.
When she was done, she walked over sadly to Mike and grabbed her purse.
"I think we need to break up," Sydney said as she turned to walk out of the restaurant.

Mike tried to yell something cheesy to her, but he was too choked up to even say 'ok'. He sighed and walked out of the restaurant in search for Sydney. It was no use, she already left.

He was now on his way to the bar to get Sydney off his mind; getting drunk was always the best solution. He had nothing else to do with the money he had saved for the date with he and Sydney, so he spent it all on beer.

About a half hour later, Mike was flat out drunk. He paid for the drinks, making a dumb face at the baristo. He walked out limping and went into the Monkeemobile. He wasn't too bad a driver when he was tipsy.
On his way home, he saw a hole and laughed. He thought it was the hole in Alice in Wonderland, so he got out of the car and skipped over to the hole. He bent down and started screaming into the hole,
"hEY ALICE,!!!!1!"
There was no response. He kept calling Alice's name while waving at some confused and frightened bystanders. Finally, he lost his balance and fell into the hole. He died.

His ghost rose out of him 10 minutes later, and he looked around. He floated back to the restaurant and saw Sydney and some other young man. He floated over to the young man, who could obviously not see him. He killed the young man just by touching him. Sydney screamed. He was so angry at her, he just wanted her to shut up. He touched her too and she died. Mike smiled happily and floated out of the restaurant, looking to now go kill some other people he hated.