So, I'm gonna make a skit, and pray to god the people in the skit don't find out about it.

So, I have a friend who likes to pretend any problem or fight she's having with her. . .  "boyfriend". . . is our friend's (we'll call her Lilly) fault. For example. . .:

Friend's"BF" (we'll call him. . . Josh): Ugh. I'm sad.

Friend: Why, senpei?!

Josh: Cause. . . I got a bad haircut. *Sends a pic of his haircut.*

Friend: OMG, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 😍 I like it!

Josh: Well, I hate it!!

Friend: LILLY, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

Lilly: *Drops sandwich she was eating* What did I do?!

Friend: YOU GAVE MY SENPIE A BAD HAIRCUT!

Lilly: I live an entirely different country than- *Starts running when she sees Friend grab a knife.*