Two guys: *get into a fight*

Popular girls in my old school: -

Popular girls in my old school when they get the 'perfect' picture of their crush -

My parents: *leaves me alone with my brother*

My brother: *leaves to go skateboarding *

The house: *EMPTY except for me*

Me: 

when ur in a math test and you didn't study, and ur rethinking every single life choice you've ever made

My friend: (dude on the left) lmao this song is amazing *plays extremely explicit heavy metal*

Me: (dude on the right) I- 

When I'm high on literally nothing and I blast Hamilton. (Schuyler Sister, and Winters' Ball)

when my fav movie/book character dies, and I did a bit on the inside too

My friend' crush: *walking by, minding their own business*

My friend @ her crush: hEyYYyYYyYYyyYyYY

Me: *in a hoddie* *debates shoving them together and screaming, "GET SOME."*

when my friend asks me who's my fav artist and I kNOW LITERALLY NO ONE 

Me on my math test: 1+1= 

When I finally understand a math concept: 

Me before literally any test except English: I didn't study, I'm going to die, I'm going to fail and I'm going to die. My parents will disown me, and I'll be a street child, homeless, educationless, is that even a word? It is now. I didn't study and now I'm going to pay for it

Me when I'm trying to relax/calm down but chaos rules the house: BREATHE. DO NOT KILL EVERYONE IN SIGHT. D O   N O T   K I L L

my inner drunk-as-fuck-24/7 fangirl when my ship looks at each other and I make over 9000 headcanons in 0.2 seconds: Yes, it's all coming together now