Me when I'm in the backseat and I wanna be a part of the front seat conversation but they're ignoring me: 

hue hue hue this next one is me when I rediscovered USM

yeah, so whenever you feel worthless, ~

Do this if you're sad. Just do it.

When I have a really stupid plan for something, but we're desperate for anything at this point, so I say ~

When it's that time of the month ladies, and that one annoying person that thinks I've been their best friend since the dawn of time comes blubbering to me about how someone broke their favorite pencil or some shit like that when I'm dying inside: 

oh my god. This is actually true...

this day will probably never come but...

(continuing:) and watch them burn

and here's the last one because I relate bc it's Monday today ; - ;