i saw a squid today

it was in the mirror

it looked at me and said
"hey wazzup, wanna pizza?"

i said no and then it said "why not?"

i then told him that my friend had told me i should NEVER take food from strangers

he then nodded seeming to understand

then Mr. Roach went  in the bathroom

i then grew very scared

i did not like Mr. roach for many reasons

some i would rather not say

some i will
but not right now

i kindly told mr roach to go away

but he refused
so i grabbed the first thing i sae and sprayed it on him

he screamed so did the squid
i continued spraying him with it until he was on his back

i saw a lit candle and threw it on him

when the came in contact with the chemical i had sprayed him with her burst into flames

he continued screaming begging me to put him out

i had not realized the thing i had sprayed was EVERYWHERE

so both the squid and i burst into flames

the room was now filled with the smell of melting skin and other substances

and the only thing you can hear were our screams

eventually the screaming stopped and i could not see anymore

i could tell i was still on fire due to the large amount of pain i was in

i then opened my eyes
and there was a person standing there
i jumped a little when he spoke

"Welcome to Arbys"

wtf did i just write