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A/N: Sorry not sorry, I see this in other fandoms and I just keep thinking of this...

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Sophie

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Sophie: *glares at them*

Them: ?

Keefe: She's an Enhancer, Telepath, Polyglot, Teleporter, and....

Sophie: *scary voice* Inflictor.

Them: *gulp*

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Keefe

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Keefe: We can do this the easy way or the hard way....

Them: ?

Keefe: *pulls out ninja star and effortlessly lands it next to their ear* Now, I'm trained in the arts of combat and torture.... *opens coat* I also have things that could traumatize you... *grabs vial*

Them: *sweating nervously*

Keefe: *leans closer, holding knife* I could make you scream if I wanted.... Or I can be the B IN YOUR BUD, YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER, TWO PEAS IN A POD FLOCKING, LIKE BIRDS OF A FEATHER-

Them: ?!

Sophie: KEEFE NOT THIS AGAIN! I TOLD YOU THAT DEVIL'S TRAIN IS ANNOYING!

Keefe: IS NOT! IF ALL SOUNDS WELL LET'S MAKE A-

Sophie: *throws dagger that lands next to Keefe's head* Next one goes to The Hair.

Keefe: *silently balances knife on finger*

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Fitz

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Fitz: Now you see....

Them: VACKER'S SUCK! YOU'RE NOT AS PERFECT AS EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE!

Fitz: *smiles evily* No we're not. *super speed next to their ear* I bet your screams would provide vaild proof. 

Them: *sweating nervously*

Keefe: *from other room* I TAUGHT YOU WELL YOUNG PADAWAN!

Fitz: *glares at door* KEEFE I WILL KILL YOU LATER! YOU DIDN'T EVEN TEACH ME!?!

Them: ?

Keefe: IF YA CAN CATCH ME FIRST!

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Biana

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Biana: *holding up two stilettos * *chirpy* Now please help me out here.... Which would look better....

Them: ?

Biana: In your face?!?! *chucks stiletto at wall*

Them: !

Biana: MUAHAHAHAHAH! Time to play dress up!

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Dex

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Dex: *fidgeting with tools* Hello

Them: He-

Dex: *fidgets faster* I don't like it when people mess with my friends mister, I really don't....

Them: ...

Dex: *laughs maniacally and chucks gadget at wall, making a mini explosion* Do you know how it makes me feel? Angry! Angry! *punches wall and leaves a dent*

Keefe: You're doing great!

Dex: Really? That's- *throws wrench that lands next to bad guys ear* Wonderful.

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Tam

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Tam: 

Them:

Tam: Did you touch Linh?

Them: That dumb girl that looked like you? Yeah.

Tam: *eerily quiet* *room darkens* *whispers* You will never see daylight again. *chucks knife at the wall*

Them: *gulp*

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Linh

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Linh: I have ways of making people talk... *pulls out knife*

Them:

Linh: *pulls out apple* By giving them apple slices!

Them: ?

Everyone: *facepalm*

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