To apologize for that last part, Imma update like a helluva lot write now

Starting with this:
On Thursday [4/28/16 I believe] of last week, some boob decided to abandon 2 full grown cats on Shady Lane [AKA a road that's entirely woods and knee-deep swamp on both sides] 

As ma n me hoped, the tamer of the two has showN UP AT OUR HOUSE AND WE GET TO KEEP HIM

HE HAS BEEN DEEMED CHESTER AND HE'S AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART LIKE WHO TF WOULD GET RID OF HIM

Still no sign of the other one, though :/ 

MA SAYS WE KEEP CHESTER THO SO YAY!!