I am sad to report that as of Monday, May 16th, 2016 Porkchop has been MIA and has not been seen since

This is not for any of your guys' benefit to know, or to get me sad comments

It's for my benefit, so to say, so I remember the date of which she disappeared on.

So, honestly, you could skip over this if you felt like it

Look at her adorable ass!