I don't understand your obsession with the Statler Brothers, Elvis, The Beatles, Marvin Gaye, The Who and The Beach Boys. Like, they're all good singers and everything, even though I don't entirely like The Beatles, but still. Your obsession is getting kind of out of hand, El.

I am not obsessed with anything, Lizz, mind your own Goddamn business.

Yes, you are. With those singers, and with a fuck load of books. Which, honestly, I can understand but still. Expand your likes a little, would ya?

No. You don't expand your likes very much, so I won't expand mine past Narnia and Middle Earth. 

*Sigh* Elllllllllll c'mon.