Ultra Magnus: *singing under an oil shower* AND I-I WIL ALWAAAAYYYSS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOU! AND I-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!

*in the main hanger*

Miko: Uh... Should we mention this?

Cyberknight: ~Unwise~ Little Femme~

Valkyrie: Cyber is right Miko... Magnus'll most likely tear our helms...

Ratchet: *walks outta medbay* meh someone's gotta tell him he has a nice voice but everyone can hear him. *hints obviously and Author Valkyrie*

Valkyrie: Imma throwa Cyberwrench at yo helm ifya don't quit ya blabbering *places hand on a two meter wrench threateningly*

Ratchet: *shudders cowering frightenedly*

Valkyrie: That's wha I though' *huffs proudly*

-The room then goes silent at the sound of Ultra Magnus's familiar pedesteps - Raf and Jack start snickering- Ratchet retreats to medbay... Shits a'bouta go down.

Ultra Magnus: What is so funny Soldiers?

Raf&Jack: *wheezing uncontrollably*

Cyberknight: ~Commander~ Author Valkyrie~ something to tell~ you sir~

Valkyrie: *whispers* I'm going to fragging tear you to shreds! *louder* Uh... Magnus, we all know you have an amazing and entrancing voice... But uh... We can here you when you sing in the oil showers.

Miko, Jack, Raf, Cyber: OOHHHH

Ultra Magnus: WHAT THE FRAG!

Valkyrie: oh well, this chapter is long enough, chow for now!

Everyone: WHAT!?

oh shit...
I better fix my fourth wall... Again...

Until next time my 'Botcubs and 'Concubs
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