A/N: this is a slight crossover with the show Lucifer.

3rd pov

After calming down from laughing the four friends walked back into the Nemesis and started putting the photos on posters with the words, "Have you seen this 'Bot?"

This caused fast travelling gossip around the Nemesis had seen the results of one of my cruellest pranks. The gossip was that this is the result of treating me, the goddess of hell and the pits, like scrap.

I walked to Blair's room and grabbed my armour and my helmet, placing each piece delicately, as if they would break if I was too rough. My armour wasn't like the knights armour. It was Cybertronian advanced armour. Knife-like gloves with spiked knuckles, pedes sharp and pointy like Megatron's. The shoulders were high like Ultra Magnus's and I had extending tenticles like Soundwave, my helmet was that of Soundwaves design with curved spikes leading to my back, just like the back of Megatron's. But instead of the outer spikes of the helmet, they were replaced by my horns. But to replace them I had two large ear pieces resembling those of Ultra Magnus and a place for my tail on the hind
of my armour.

(roughly like that, with Soundwaves visor but with the lower helmet and sides like Megatron's.)

The back of my armour was pointy like Megatrons while the front was boxy but slim, a mix of Ultra Magnus and Soundwave.

The armour was lightweight and was something I had been working on for some time now, I couldn't wear the armour without a helmet, so I made the armour to clash perfectly with the helmet, I only had Dreadwing's and Soundwave's help to find the right mechanics to make it work. I had I built in air-conditioning unit, voice scramblers, comm systems, a groundbridge control panel on my arm, swords and blasters, along with two katanas strapped on my back and guns in holsters around my waist.

As soon as I slipped my helmet I got a warning, there were 4 miss calls from Ratchet, so I called him back with a staticy voice scramble.

Ratchet: =) Uh... We need your help... Magnus was *cough* stuck to *cough* the roof *cough cough* in his room... Please help. (=

Valkyrie: =) *statically* yea, I'll be there in a second, I need to alert Megatron of something. (=

Ratchet: =) don't take too long? Please?(=

-*Autobot Base*-

The base was quiet, too quiet, one could even say dull.

Ratchet was thinking that, but then he heard it, a horrified yelp, crying, sniffles, and a shout.

He sourced the shout to Ultra Magnus's room, and made his way curiously to the source.

Obviously it wasnt just Ratchet that had heard the noise as every other Bot had gathered around the door.
Optimus punched in the code to Magnus's room and the whole Autobot base heard it... The most undignified schoolgirl scream from the emotionless, stern commander.

Wheeljack picked at Magnus's dignity. Flirting with him about his finish and laying on his berth, saying how amazing the view was.

Ratchet left the room and walked back to his monitors chuckling. He wasn't gonna call Author Valkyrie just yet. Even though he wasn't one for jokes or pranks, he quiet enjoyed seeing the commander get a taste of his own medicine. Putting people in embarrassing light, getting them to treat him like royalty. Eh it was bound to happen. Ratchet worked on his monitors until the  notorious wrecker got bored of teasing the poor commander.

And so he called the instigator of this situation. Four times until he was called back.

Valkyrie: =) Sorry I didn't answer, what's up?

Ratchet: =) Uh... We need your help... Magnus was *cough* stuck to *cough* the roof *cough cough* in his room... Please help. (=

Valkyrie: =) *statically* yea, I'll be there in a second, I need to alert Megatron of something. (=

Ratchet: =) don't take too long? Please? =)

The call was hung up, and all Ratchet could do was wait for Author Valkyrie to show up.

*-The Nemesis-*
3rd pov

Valkyrie walked down the halls of the Nemisis. Talking about a new case that had come up. Someone was murdered in a bar and none of the other detactives were available. Obviously the "Ultra Magnus Case" would have to wait. She discussed her availability and eta then hung up.
She commed Ratchet and told him there was a change of plans, that she had an important case at work.

She ran to the brig and briefed Megatron on her situation and asked if 5t3v3 could drive her to the HQ. Permissed by Megatron, 5t3v3 transformed and bridged to the outside forestry of San Diego and drove the busy Author to the Police headquarters.

*-Police HQ-*
1st pov

I jumped out of 5t3v3's vehicle form and told him I would comm him when I was ready for pick-up.

Walking to level two of my work building, I ended my last call, clicking my comm off I made my way to my bosses office and knocked professionally. The door opened to reveal my boss. Chloe looked at me with confusion and shock, I took my helmet off and shook my long black hair and smiled.

Chloe recovered from her shock and smiled at me.

Chloe: Oh hello Valkyrie, how is work, and your sister, Blair was it?

My half-brother Lucifer creeped in behind me and placed his hands on my armoured shoulders.
Lucifer: Oh hello my young half sister. I see you have been using your powers more often. Pray tell what for?

Valkyrie: Hello dear brother, I have been haunting all the souls of my friends, pranking and using their fears to traumatise them in their sleep. Eh all the usual. But alas, what's my case?

Chloe: We all have to go on this case, your brother here has "lost his wings" is it true that he has wings and they you do too?

Lucifer: just show her, she still won't believe I'm the devil.

Valkyrie: Epic! I get to stretch my wings again, but the powers my wings behold is many more than yours do brother, hold her will you?

Lucifer held Chloe in place and my wings and tail sprouted from the backplates of my armour and my horns sprouted from small cuts on my forehead. Chloe stood there in shock,

Chloe: no this isn't real, Lucifer I'm fine let me go. Val, proof, prove that they are real!

Valkyrie: Done, what's your greatest fear?

Chloe: besides loosing my daughter, it would be a murder victim with tentacles coming out of their mouth.

I lay my hands face down to the ground and sommoned a picture of Chloe's to mind. Suddenly the image was real, laying on the ground in front of me. There was a loud scream from Chloe and I dismissed the image.

After the horrifying haunting, Chloe, Lucifer and I left the office to solve the case.

Hours later we where almost finished with the case, but it was late.

Valkyrie: Guys I have to go Blair and the children need me. Also, I have something to admit and an image for you to see.

Then I explained what I had to leave and fix, and I showed them the picture of Ultra Magnus welded to the roof. Now that Chloe knew Lucifer and I were actually Devils she believed that was something I could do. But alas I left, 5t3v3 picked me up from Chloe's place, not without a hug from her daughter. 

5t3v3 took me to the outside forestry and bridged us to the Autobot base. I climbed out and walked up to Ratchet who was laughing at his monitors.

Valkyrie: Heya, sup Ratch!

Unknown: Ah so this is where you hang out when your not hanging with your dear brother... Interesting 🤔

Valkyrie: LUCIFER! You shouldn't be here!

Lucifer: On the contrary, nobody should be.

Valkyrie: Go hang out with your girlfriend. Or dad, leave me alone, or my carrier will get Megatron to step on you!

Lucifer: Sounds fun, but no thank you. Good bye now sister.

Lucifer left the base and I continued to Ultra Magnus's room.

Everyone looked on at me as I walked down the hall in my armour sparkling in all its glory. Nobody could build an armour like this, it couldn't be done without Cybertronian intelligence.

I arrived at Ultra Magnus's door and laughed at the sight before me.
The Optimus Prime was standing on Magnus's berth trying to scrub the gold paint off Magnus.

Valkyrie: It's not gonna come off.
I said making my presence known.
Everyone parted as I walked into the room glaring up at the Autobot that had pushed me to do this.

I felt eyes on me as I flew to the roof. I moved myself so I was in a laying position below the gold and sparkly mech before me... Uh, above me? Anywho I glared at him, and it soon turned into a glaring contest.

Wheeljack: Are you pretty rays of sunshine gonna stop glaring and kiss each other?

I gracefully rolled over in the air and glared at Wheeljack watching as he shivered in his struts.

I turned back to Ultra Magnus.

Valkyrie: So your majesty, would you like to come down?

Ultra Magnus: Once I'm down from here I won't do done with you. You will scrub this accursed scrap off me!

Valkyrie: Well genius, that's the thing, I damned you to be unable to remove the paint... And you're not coming down from there until you promise to not attack me when you do.

Ultra Magnus: Fine! I promise I won't attack you!

Valkyrie: Good child. Ratchet, hand me the grinder!

Ratchet comes towards me and hold the grinder out towards me as if he were a knight holding his sword out for a king.

I laughed at the gesture, grabbed the grinder and nodded to Ratchet on thanks. I sensed Lucifer watching our interaction, but I didn't care. I got to work on releasing Magnus from his absurd position and watched as the rest of the welding snapped letting Magnus clash into his bed.

I flew out of the room and landed beside Ratchet who was now back at his monitors.

Magnus: AUTHOR VIOLET IVY SMITH! GET HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

Valkyrie: wow, am I really gonna listen to you?

Ultra Magnus entered he main hanger and started harshly lecturing me. Insulting me and saying how much of a problem I was. I almost cried, but I switched,

Valkyrie: LECTURE ME MAGNUS, FRAGGING DO IT! I DARE YOU, KEEP GOING!

Optimus: Magnus, I think that is enough.

Valkyrie: NO OPTIMUS I LIKE HIS LECTURES! AND HOW HE CALLS ME THE NAME THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SHARED! I LOVE HOW HE IS ALWAYS INSULTING ME!

Everyone goes quiet...Too quiet.
I looked around the room and Lucifer at my shoulder and Lucille, my devil cat, on my shoulder, dad must have sent Lucille Lucifer Jr after sensing my distress.

Lucille: What y'alls doing to my guardian sister!?

Valkyrie: *glares harshly at Magnus* Don't worry Luci. Let's go boys, I wanna introduce you to guys cooler then the gold afthole here.

I flew down to the ground before spawning a groundbridge to the brig.

My brother and Luci followed me through and were scared when the Nemesis shook under Predaking's weight.
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Find out what happens next part...
Hopefully it'll be ready tonight 🤔