Blair's pov

Laughing with Author Valkyrie was something nobody often got to do. I was the only one who saw her smile. I was a rare occurrence that anyone else would.

We we're on our way to prank Cyberknight and Shadowclash. The vehicons would get their turn tomorrow. But we weren't fully pranking Cyber or Shadow. They were like Cybertronian versions of ourselves. We we're only repainting and using sparkly glitter, making the mech and femme much prettier. I was thinking of doing something like this to Author Valkyrie and Ultra Magnus, but I was seeming to think that Ultra Magnus didn't like Valkyrie. I was yet to find out if he truly loved her. I was on a torture the answer out of him it he didn't give me a straight and honest one.

Author Valkyrie and I skid to a halt in front of the shared berthroom of the next targets and Valkyrie was certain that she wouldn't be able to hide from Cyber after this. And I knew Shadow would probably tear me a new one, then forgive me.

Eh, he is like that.

We snuck into the shared room and worked on painting Cyber first. Cyber was much easier to paint as she was small. Once Cyber was painted and glittered we moved onto Shadow. The titanous mech only a head taller than the warlord. Once both bots were painted Author Valkyrie left to go haunt other bots. To convince them to face their Demons.

Author Valkyrie pov

I started with Knockout. Tormenting him, a nightmare about him being his original colour, then scraplets chewing his paint, then red paint never existing again. Oh how Knockout would be if that were to happen. But he had an unchanging finish now. It was hilarious.

But I chose to leave the 'Cons alone for the night, I left the Nemesis and groundbridged to the Autobot base. I walked through the groundbridge and casually greeted Ratchet before making my way to Ultra Magnus's berthroom with a bucket of metallic gold paint. He wanted to be treated like royalty and always have his titles used, then he's gonna look like royalty. 👑😤

The mech lay peacefully on his berth and for a monent I regretted my decision. But I wasn't gonna let my crush on him affect my ideas of fun.

So I snuck closer to his berth and painted him gold with silver sparkles all over him and red sparkles on his cheeks.

As extra punishment I damned him to be unable to change his paint job and I did something I knew nobody could undo unless it was me. Let's just say that he wasnt exactly sleeping on his berth, more like laying and looking down at it.

I left his room and dumped all my trash in the rubbish box.

Valkyrie: Let me know if there's any casualties. I'll be back as soon as you warn me. Also... Y'alls will have some royalty in the base tomorrow.

I waved of any questions and spawned a groundbridge back to Blair's room in the Nemesis. I came in laughing.

Megatron: Author Valkyrie? Uh is uh... Something wrong?

I looked at him confused, then I remembered my laughs are scary.

Valkyrie: Eh, I wanna show you and Blair something.

Megatron picked me up and grabbed Blair taking us up to see a certain predacon.

Predaking: Hello Cyber-Devil Author Valkyrie.

Valkyrie: Heylo Predaking. Wanna see something funny?

Predaking: Besides most Decepticons screeching about their finishes? Sure.

I pull up the picture of Ultra Magnus painted, sparkling and welded to the roof and projected it, smirking and how he was going to react when he woke up and noticed he couldn't change his paint job.

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Find out what happens next part my CyberCubs. 😉