me: *playing Welcome to the Black Parade on piano because i need to get it down pat so I play theG note and die a little*

friend: fucking SHIT ALESA

me: *turns around* dear god what are you doing?

friend: YOU DID THIS

me: What? Hey! Where are you going?

friend: IM JOINING THE BLACK PARADE BITCHES

me: wait up! *puts jacket on* lets do this bitch