Bruh, did you ever think about how useful thumbs are? Like, how would you text without a thumb?

Answer: you CAN'T.

also, how would you be able to do thumb wars without thumbs?

Answer: you CAN'T.

and how would you be able to write chapters on a random stories book about thumbs if they never existed?

Answer: you CANT.

That's why there are so many 'no thumb challenges' videos on YouTube, kids. Cuz it's fun to see how humans would be if thumbs weren't an adaptation.

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Did you ever think about how weird it would be to have super long fingers? They would get tangled up all the time and you wouldn't be able to do anything. But it would create new jobs too. "get yer finger detangler spray today!" "cool lotion that makes your fingers less tangled!" "Diy your own non-tangle gloves on sale!"

And let's not forget...

Hiring now! Position as finger cutter! Apply today at the front desk!