My school has a serious seagull infestation.

At lunch it is accepted that you might be divebombed by a hungry seagull.

And at pe they all fly up at the same time and just $h*t everywhere and on everyone they see. It rains seagull $h*t.

THIS IS A PROBLEM

None of the teachers even care! We all just accept that our schools have been taken over by birds that are SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BEACH

Stupid seagulls. They stare at me while I read to, its so hard to read at lunch when 27 seagulls stare at you thinking your book might be delicious......... *shuders*